There was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first
time.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do it."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breasts; you are
going to like that, but don't let him do it. He is going to try
to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that,
but don't let him do it.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do it. It will disgrace our
family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her
date.

The next day she told her grandmother that everything went just as the old lady had said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace our family.
When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
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