Thread: In a bar.

A man with no arms walked in to a bar and asked for a beer. The
bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him.

"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms - would you please
hold the glass up to my mouth?"

"Sure", said the bartender, and he did.

"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you'd be so kind as to get
my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth."

"Certainly." And it was done.

"If you'd reach in my right hand pants pocket," said the armless
man, "you'll find the money for the beer."

The bartender got it.

"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more.
Where is the men's room?"

"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two blocks,
and there's one in a filling station on the corner."

Your green type is SH!T