Thread: In an airport rest room........

Jerry's in an airport rest room when a guy with no
arms sidles up next to him and pleads,

"Hey buddy -- can you help me out here?"

Though he feels uneasy, he considers the guy's predicament and
decides to help.

He bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, reaches in and
pulls out the guy's penis.

Much to his horror, it is hideous!. It's moldy and bluish green,
covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.

Imagining the kudos he'll get on Judgment Day for this selfless
good deed, Jerry holds the man's unit while he finishes
urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the man's pants and
zips him up.

The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

"No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask - What the hell's
wrong with your johnson?"

The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says,

"I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't touching it."

like the danish blue then ? GOD. Brave son of a bich.