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Two friends, a blond n a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop were the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, 'Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.'

The blond looks quizzically at her and says, 'You don't like getting flowers?

The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and i just don't feel like spending the next five days on my back with my legs in the air.'

The blond says, 'DON'T YOU HAVE A VASE?'