Thread: Coping with the Thai (or other) GF

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get
a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

This joke is pretty popular. How many times has it been posted now...?

A good one Boozer... I hadn't heard it before, despite what MtD may be saying...

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

This joke is pretty popular. How many times has it been posted now...?

this is the third or fourth. Still funny, tho.
just for grins, how many times do you listen to songs you like?

oh, was it a joke?