just found out that my grandfather was killed at Aushwitz.
Apparently he got pisssed up and fell out of the machine gun tower.

Two terrorists are chatting. One of them opens his wallet and flips through pictures.
"you see, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too."
The second terrorist says, gently,
"Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"

What goes 'BANG-BANG-BANG' (indicate with slapping motion on forhead)?
Paralympic Hurdeler.

Did you hear about Stevie Wonder and the cheese grater? Said it was the most violent book he's ever read!


How do you know when the wife's died in her sleep?

Sex is the same but the washing piles up.

Boom boom

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What's the definition of Trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing!

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same
day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to
fuck off!