a guy goes into a confession booth, says "forgive me father for i have sinned". he said "what did you do my son?" says he "i used some awful foul language on the golf course."

"continue" says the priest.

"well, i hit the ball of the tee on the 1st hole...i hit it as hard,as straight and as true as i've ever hit a drive in my life, but it hit a power line and dropped 50 yards in front of me"

priest says "is that when you swore, my son?'

guy says "no father...i was walking up to make my 2nd shot when a squirell grabbed my ball and headed back into the trees with it"

that's when you used the foul language?"

"no father....an eagle grabbed the squirrel...with the ball...and flew off way over the trees with it."

"is that when you used the profanity?"

"no father....the squirrel dropped the ball...the ball hit a rock, bounced off a tree, and rolled 10" from the hole."


preacher says "you missed the f*kking putt, didn't you!"