A girl from the country called at the hospital.

"I'd like to see an out-turn please", she said

"You mean an intern", said the nurse.
"Whatever you call him, I want a contamination", she insisted.

"You mean an examination", said the nurse.
"Yes, I need to see the fraternity ward".

"You mean the maternity ward".
"Call it what you will", said the girl with annoyance, "but I certainly know I haven't demonstrated for two months and I know I'm not stagnant. I think it's a problem with my aviaries".

Along came the Dr.

"I think you mean "ovaries", he said ''but anyway, hop up on the examination table and I'll have a look."

Gets his speculum, has a peer inside.

"Hmmm..you might have been right about aviaries, there's been a cockatoo in there!"