Thread: Makes one proud to be British!

On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.


"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me...

I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..



What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied,

"Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

was travelling back to London on the train with scottish friend, late 1960's
there was an english gent trying to get into the next carriage to get to the toilet
but couldn't get the door open.
how does this dam door open he said,
and my buddy quickly replied with his Dumbarton accent,
Simply slide old boy.
cracked me up.

Did He hear English on an English train?
The English do not speak on Public transport.

Originally Posted by billy the kid

late 1960's

good ole days.