Thread: Cambodian?

Originally Posted by charleyboy

A guy goes on holiday to Cambodia, falls in love with the place.
On his return home, he decides he wants to become a Cambodian.
He visits a top neurosurgeon and is informed that, if he wants to become a Cambodian he will have to undergo a serious operation that will take away 50% of his brain function.
He goes ahead with the surgery.
The following day the surgeon is at his bedside and informs him that all didn't go to plan.
"I'm very sorry to tell you that you've lost 95% of your brain function and you're never going to be a Cambodian."

The patient looks up and says to the surgeon...

"No worries mate she"ll be right"

Originally Posted by Iceman123

"No worries mate she"ll be right"

That's exactly, word-for-word, what I was going to say.

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