Thread: Oscar pistorius

Poor chap. All he wanted was a new door for the bathroom.

His girlfriend was dead against it.

He could not see more than two feet in front of him.

He's fucked in court. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, now Oscar Pistorius.
Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"

Oscar snuck up from behind. The Silence of the Limbs.

And the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL

Breaking News

Oscar has escaped

I was so incensed by Lance Armstrongs confession of cheating that I set fire to my DVD of "Dodgeball" in protest. A pity as it's one of my favourite films though it wouldnt surprise me if he took some kind of acting drugs to appear in it.