Felching and gay people.

**dirtydog** · 18-06-2005, 03:48 PM

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

**king of uranus** · 12-06-2006, 08:39 AM

I thought keeping a gerbil as a per was illegal in Utah.

**BillyZ** · 12-06-2006, 09:19 AM

I've got a really funny reading of this story on my computer. I'll give it to you one of these days.

**Butterfly** · 12-06-2006, 10:34 AM

^ Urban legend

The gerbil gay thing has always been a urban legend

maybe they do it with a snake

**BillyZ** · 13-06-2006, 10:27 AM

If you can fist someone up the bum, I think a gerbil can fit right in. I'm not so sure that it's urban legend. Ask someone who works in an emergency room and see what kind of stuff people stick up their backsides for pleasure. I had a buddy who's sister worked in an emergency room in San Fransisco. SHE had some stories.....

**Butterfly** · 13-06-2006, 10:40 AM

maybe they use all kind of toys but the Gerbil story is crap. Urban legend, and yes "professionals" will use the urban legend to further boost their personal stories for a good laugh.

I think a snake would be a better choice

Ask a women if she can fit a gerbil in her pussy. Unlikely.

**forreachingme** · 13-06-2006, 01:19 PM

about sex this gay people can be quiet crazy, the worst thing i saw about sex was a movie ( part of ,due to stupid content ) named : fist fucking !

They get it up the ass to the elbow ! just cazy those guys!!

**Butterfly** · 13-06-2006, 01:47 PM

^ why were you watching a GAY movie, I ask ?

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-06-2006, 02:47 PM

^ He's European.

**flash** · 13-06-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by BillyZ

I had a buddy who's sister worked in an emergency room in San Fransisco. SHE had some stories.....

Yeah sure your buddy's sister worked there. What do you take us for, just tell us what you got stuck up your bum.

**BillyZ** · 13-06-2006, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by flash

Originally Posted by BillyZ

I had a buddy who's sister worked in an emergency room in San Fransisco. SHE had some stories.....

Yeah sure your buddy's sister worked there. What do you take us for, just tell us what you got stuck up your bum.

Ok, ok...I admit it, I love gerbils...

**mrsquirrel** · 13-06-2006, 05:33 PM

I have read about men putting pipes up their bums and pooing into each other which sounds a bit wierd.

I am sure a gerbil would go up no problem.

I have seen photos on the net of a gerbil or a hamster in a womens pussy. Must search it out again.

Try www.sickestsites.com to see if it is there.

pussy.

**qwerty** · 14-06-2006, 07:50 PM

I knew an emergency room RN back in the states who had stories like that. She said the most common problem was guys with shampoo bottles stuck up their asses!

**obsidian** · 14-06-2006, 08:08 PM

so butterfly, you think a gerbil up the ass is crap. go ahead, make a pun.

**Mhz** · 14-06-2006, 08:22 PM

First of all Iam not comfortable with all this gay thingy and now all thses comments,Why Am I reaing this thread??

Iam out of here.

**Mr Earl** · 21-06-2006, 12:04 AM

Isn't there a thing called fleching? Where after you cum in some ones ass you go down and suck the cum out.

Mhz that maybe more your style? N'est ce pas?

**BillyZ** · 21-06-2006, 11:51 AM

^Yeah, that's it. And it's not just limited to gays...so I hear.

**Mhz** · 21-06-2006, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Isn't there a thing called fleching? Where after you cum in some ones ass you go down and suck the cum out.

Mhz that maybe more your style? N'est ce pas?

Did you see me doing it to someone very close to you??

I dont care about felching or cumming inside someone's ass.

**Gerbil** · 21-06-2006, 09:18 PM

correct. felching has nothing to do with gerbils. I should know.

**king of uranus** · 26-06-2006, 02:22 AM

Thanks for the clarity gerbil. But now I'm confused on another point. I thought it was called CREAMPIE when you suck spoogie from an orifice. Whereas FELCHING was the act of vacuuming out a Tootsie Roll (tm). Please help. Help help. Oh please.

Still, it should be illegal to keep gerbils as pets, at least in the state of Utah, USA. Those things are seductresses.

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