Thread: Nasty chest infection hangin in.

looks like you and your good lady, had a good time... good on ya bro!

I love Lao beer/beer Lao... is dark beer Lao, any good?

I might have to employ the same tactic - to rid myself of my flu...

*drink the bastard to death.

(or smoke some gun cha) that might work lol

fook healthy... be happy!! 555

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Great Signature Stroll,

I'd have a good old laugh but Internet Explorer will not let me. Ha Ha.

Anyway Stroll, get a dead dog up ya.

Ha Ha again.

Haha, thanks.

Get up a dead dog, Terry. haha

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

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(or smoke some gun cha) that might work lol

Well Richard,

When I was back in Perth a few weeks ago I smoked enough cones to kill a horse.

Top quality Hydro head banging shit provided by the nasty arsed but good at growing Weed Bikies.

Now I'm not recomending it as a great fookin way to cure a chest infection but I was extremely happy being miserable.

Ha fookin Ha.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Simply devastating levels of stupidity from you, and the BIG problem is that you and seekingabrain will have Terry on more stronger antibiotics, which ultimately could kill him....

Shit,

Suppose there will be a heap of posters now telling me to go balls deep back on the Antibiotics.

They've already been kinda telling you that by saying 'Get Well Soon'. They don't want you to 'Get Well NOW!' but rather 'soon'. In other words, they want you to suffer a little bit first.

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Yes I do realise these nasty little bastards want me to suffer through a long and prolonged illness.

Especially Stroll,

But I never roll over to someone who eats Dogs and was Hitlers bed Partner.

Ha Ha again.

^ I've been off the green for a decent while now... only reason I quit was cause I can't control the munchies when I am stoned... + my missus doesn't approve, so respecting her wishes...

Never been much of a drinker.. but yeah... love the green, green grass of home ;-)

I know.. bit of a contradiction.. health nut... but 'has' smoked gun cha...

Oh well... that's me.. an enigma/alien... one of the two... (or both)...
hanging out for a toke now... lol

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Jesus Christ Dick,

I have been on your side on this thread but now you have lost my respect.

I have never met a Kiwi who cannot consume masses amounts of Mull and at the end of it eat the rabid Gangerine infested arsehole out of a Cow.

Lift your game Son.

As far as your wife not agreeing with you smoking an ounce of mull in one sitting I suggest you tell her to stop eating those fookin Dolphins.

After all, eating Dolphins is Nasty innit. ????

Smoking mull is much more theraputic for the Earth.

Ha Ha

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

You really are quite insane.

I imagine that's why the retirement ages across Europe are being postponed because everyone is now dying earlier...........

I should up your silver medication if I were you.

Har,har.

Not quite unbelieveable, because after all, you never stop trying to prove what a cretin you are.

Anyway - seeing as you have trouble reading. My point earlier was that the body is not used to all the changed over the last 40 or so year and hence a huge increase in chronic diseases. You then did your "Your fucking stupid crazy" routine saying I was a liar, to which I proved that contrary to your brainless garble, I was in fact right.

So what's your point then? People live longer? Sure they do. Live longer with more chronic diseases, no of which can be cured (because there is no money in a cure), all of which are a direct result of human activity and big company influence in the food chain, and other areas of life.....

so what next from you then? Another attack and a load of garbage

Pathetic boy.

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Just hang around for a minute, I'm sure Tax will answer that.

One and the same of course. 555555

You guys are gonna drive me back to smoking gun cha again!

I blame TD.

Pass me a joint Terror...

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Well I'm very sorry I can't do that Dick.

Smoking wacky in Thailand will see me in the " Big Tiger " so I do not indulge.

When back in Perth it's not a problem when consumed discretly.

I'll post you some shit over next April next time back.

^ Sweet az bro!

This thread has taken a few turns ay mate?

From, you carking it from over-dosing on Anti-biotics, to our helpful health-tips, to me being called a gormless twat (fooking charming pal) lol, to Papa smurf, drinking your own piss, to Dark beer lao and finally to wacky dacky...

Did I miss anything?

Struth! Never a dull moment on TD... almost forgot me beloved dancing banana!

Heh...And they said this forum was dying...Drink a quart of piss straight out the tap, smoke a spliff, quaff a Dark Lao, eat a sausage in memory of thegent, and Butters, as well...

And freedom of speech...Except for the things said that aren't free...Heh...

Who cares what the felchers think?...

I hate chest infections....

...Feel for you Tel...knock it out of your system as best you can mate.

I'm gonna bore you all now with a childhood memory...I had bronchial pneumonia as a kid and ended up in Papworth for 3-months at a time for my Christmas holidays back in the '60's. Anyway, for those that don't know it is a famous chest hospital near Cambridge. I had a little box with a red button under the pillow and was told to press it if I had any serious problems day or night. Great bedroom BTW overlooking a lake and forest with red squirrels and all kinds of ducks...Don't remember seeing any butterflies though ... except dreaming of them as phlegm flying up and bursting out of my mouth.....

Anyway, I was there a few years in a row between the ages of 6-9...and met my first true love. A real spirit she was....asked if I had a secret button under the pillow and tormented me until it was pressed.

Red Lights! Sirens! WW3! Doctors, Nurses ...We hid under the covers while the mayhem went on. Never felt so guilty in all my life as that day ... Once the panic was over, no-one raised their voice or questioned the button being pressed...I didn't quite understand why until a week later and that lovely little girl, full of mischief and spirit died.,,,and I can't remember her name..,which pains me sometimes.

We were doing a jig-saw of motorbikes racing ...and I raced a few in her memory ...

That was the girl I always wanted to marry...

^ Quite a memory, Troy...And very sad...

Originally Posted by terry57

Yes I do realise these nasty little bastards want me to suffer through a long and prolonged illness.

Especially Stroll,

But I never roll over to someone who eats Dogs and was Hitlers bed Partner.

Ha Ha again.

Hey mate, looks like you contracted a nasty bug from one of the Soi 4 boyz' bodily fluids.

But I don't care where and on what exactly you've blown your super, I hope you'll get well soon. Perhaps a swastika tattoo amulet around your sphincter will ward the bugs off?


Or maybe you should follows Anty's advice, it's the newest discovery of late 19th century nutritional science and much more beneficial than colloidal silver or those useless antibiotics:

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

You're either eating at a deficit, a surplus, or maintenance and as long as you're getting carbs, protein and fats you're fine.

haha

Sorry to disappoint, Terry.. 55 But I don't even know what 'Mull' is...

I'm not your average true-blue Kiwi, I'm not into Rugby... blasphemy I know...

Even more cringe-worthy, my ex Chinese gf told me I was more 'Asian' in my mentality, than her ex Asian bf.. lol
(before you say it.. no, not my cock... that's full-sized donkey dick).

I think that's due to living in Thailand from such a young age, (not the donkey dick) my way of thinking... So probably 25% Thai - 25% Kiwi - rest is of Alien origin..

Don't make the mistake I did a few days ago... thinking I was fine (over the flu) jumped on me spin-bike for a quick 30 min blast... felt great after my shower.. but next day was back at square 1... dooohhhh

Should've listened to my missus... exercise while sick is a no-no... your body needs all it's strength and energy to fight the infection.

Oh, My missus respectfully says in her own words "you guys eat beef, crocodiles and even kangaroos FFS! (meat is meat/animal is animal) so piss off and let us eat what the fook we want, cause it's our traditional meat" lol

Me...I get her point.. but aren't whales endangered? perhaps they should maintain a quota no? so they don't eat the poor fookers off our planet.

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Yes,

Well I'm not a great Aussie because I do not give a fook about Footy, cricket or any other sport that seems to send some Aussies into a spin.

Jesus, their footy club loses and it sends them into some sort of depression.

I also prefer Asia and find the real world quite lacking in many respects. Much rather mix it up in this fookin Mad house.

What did I say last night ? Can't quite remember.

Back on the Wagon till Nasty chesty fooks off.

Please pass onto your wife that if she keeps eating our Dolphins and Whales some Greenpeace Warrior may sneak into your Gaff and cut her legs off.

A cheese sarnie is a much safer choice.

^ haha... hard night Terror?

Nah, she doesn't eat Whale meat (except my whale meat) nudge nudge, wink wink ;-)

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

^ It's almost a physical impossibility to consume enough fruits and vegetables just to get the minimum RDA of vitamins/minerals... let alone for optimum health.

Even doctors are slowly changing their minds and recommending supplementing at least a good multi-vitamin...

(And no, it doesn't just change your pee to yellow)...

Oh, and if you are so anti-supplements...not natural/synthetic no no!
then Juice brah!! (not steroids) most of the vitamins/minerals are in the juice and it's much easier on your digestive system to remove the pulp.. leaving pure goodness..

Don't know how I forgot to include that...doohh

BTW.. blue man above is a retard... over-dosed on Collodial Silver.... try eating 1 kg of carrots for a month... watch yourself turn orange... (oohh carrot no good)...
everything in moderation gents... (except sex... of course!)... oh, and chocolate.. mmmm pizaa..

Yes very difficult but getting 50% is better than 10% or none.

Yesterday I had 3 Somchais come to my Gaffer and perform a Stirling Job cleaning my A/C.

They pulled it apart and flushed the complete system a few times with water to sanitize it. I had this done 6 months ago mind you.

Jesus fokin Christ,

The amount of filth that came out of the A/C was truly foking horrid. The water was black and full with bits of shit flushed from within.

They flushed it 3 times before it run clear.

I highly recommend the munters that live in Bangkok to get Somchai to service the A/C.

I will now get it done every 4 months after seeing the aftermath yesterday.

The air pollution in Bangkok is mind boggling even though I generally do not notice it.

It's understandable to me now why this chest infection is hangin in there.

I'll start a thread on the A/C showing what came out of it.

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Least of your worries will be your aircon when you work out how much super you've lost in the past two days

Terry, we all know. Simply looking at the dust which accumulates on an ordinary fan in the course of a month or so is sufficient to demonstrate the poor air quality that prevails daily in Bangkok.
We had a flat on the 14th floor in Soi 10 which benefited from a daily breeze from the West. The black fine dust that accumulated on the inner window sills and the furniture within two days of a clean was all the evidence one needs to know that Bangkok is bad for your lungs and, as you age, it will have more of an impact typified by persistent respiratory problems.

Noodling in Silom is bad for your health. Get yourself down to the coast somewhere and visit Bangkok whenever - you will probably enjoy it all the more.

Sorry to break the news, Tel, but drinking anything cold (such as beer, milk, soft drink, smoothies etc) will give you mucus, inflame your already ravaged sinus system and pass into your chest. Haven't you noticed after a solid session on the sauce, the morning after you cough up phlegm? Smoking anything will also irritate your sinus system and lungs too.

Repent, give yourself over to Jesus and you will be saved!

P.S.
(I lied about the last bit).