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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
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    Wash your ears with it warm and it is good against deafness noises and nost other ailments in the ears.
    How do you piss in your own ears? Or do you get someone else to do it for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
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    Wash your ears with it warm and it is good against deafness noises and nost other ailments in the ears.
    How do you piss in your own ears? Or do you get someone else to do it for you?
    Indeed lacking opposable thumbs would make it difficult to pick up a glass.

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    Earl - are you a golden shower savant then?

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    ^not yet, but given the volume of evidence for the therapeutic value I'm warming up to the idea. I've been peeing on my feet in shower for a long time now, and my feet are in good shape. Goes to figure it would be good for the rest of ya.

    I just tried rubbing some pee into my scalp and noticed how the scent changes when it contacts the skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I just tried rubbing some pee into my scalp and noticed how the scent changes when it contacts the skin.
    Pisshead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
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    I just tried rubbing some pee into my scalp and noticed how the scent changes when it contacts the skin.
    Pisshead.

    Yep that thought occurred to me later as well...oh well...if makes me hair grow that would be interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I just tried rubbing some pee into my scalp and noticed how the scent changes when it contacts the skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I just tried rubbing some pee into my scalp and noticed how the scent changes when it contacts the skin.
    For the better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowie View Post
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    I just tried rubbing some pee into my scalp and noticed how the scent changes when it contacts the skin.
    For the better?
    Yea it's not bad. Mind I've switched my diet around to being vegetarian and drink lot's green tea and holy basil tea so the pee doesn't smell that much to begin with.

    I'm working up the courage to try actually drinking it. That apparently is where the serious healing benefits kick in.
    I've read about where people stuck in cave ins, collapsed buildings, shipwrecks, survived by drinking urine, without ill effects, some actually their health improved! So there's something to it, and it's essentially free.

    Gandhi used to drink his urine, and he was pretty youthful. If he hadn't been assassinated he might have lived to 100 or more.

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    Urine tends to be sodium concentrated, leading to a higher rate of natural dehydration.

    Be cautious if one is in survival mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Urine tends to be sodium concentrated, leading to a higher rate of natural dehydration.
    Apparently not
    Urine, 95% of which is water, 2.5% of which is urea, and 2.5% of which is a mixture of minerals, salts, hormones, and enzymes, is not a toxic waste product. Urine is a blood byproduct and though it contains some body waste, it is non-toxic. In 1975, Dr. A.H. Free, published his book Urinalysis in Clinical Laboratory Practice, in which he presents a few critical nutrients found in urine:
    Be cautious if one is in survival mode.
    Would you rather die?
    Apparently the ones who refuse to drink urine are the ones who die.

    During the NBC Nightly News on October 16, 1992, Tom Brokaw reported that, "In Egypt, rescue workers found a 37-year old man alive in earthquake rubble. He survived almost 82 hours by drinking his own urine. His wife, daughter and mother would not and they died" (Urine: Your Own Perfect Medicine - All-Natural ). We�ve all heard stories of individuals who have either lived or died by being trapped in places without food or water for days. In those stories, the survivors were always the ones that drank their own urine. The ones that died probably could not overcome the misguided thoughts that urine is an unhealthy waste product of the body. But it�s not; urine is simply a substance that the body does not need at the time, and a substance that the body secretes. And sometimes, it�s a lifesaver.
    http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/psycho...ne_Therapy.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Yea it's not bad. Mind I've switched my diet around to being vegetarian and drink lot's green tea and holy basil tea so the pee doesn't smell that much to begin with.
    Mr. Earl;

    On a serious note, when you switched to vegetarianism, did your body odor change? The loss of meat proteins can provide that effect, and possibly for the better.

    On a lighter note, on the subject of drinking urine, survival tactics far outweigh participation in a guinea pig trial for a motivational purpose. To each their own, but I’ll wait for a medical company to take the lead on this and develop a more “user friendly methodology” for the application of the beneficial active ingredients contained therein.

    However, if you wish to be a pioneer, who am I to dissuade you.

    Good luck and best wishes.

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    I've only been on the vegetarian diet a three days, but noticed today a decline in body odor.

    I just got a wake up call on monday when my blood pressure scored off the chart. I decided to do something right away, by stopping the beer and meat.
    I'd heard about the urine therapy a while back, but my conditioning was such that the idea was absolutely revolting.
    The more research I do points to it being a very powerful therapeutic tool.
    I'm still trying to get past the revulsion to try it. Our conditioning is very strong. At least mine is.
    I think it takes a serious health condition to open ones mind a little to other alternatives.

    Quote Originally Posted by bowie View Post
    To each their own, but I’ll wait for a medical company to take the lead on this and develop a more “user friendly methodology” for the application of the beneficial active ingredients contained therein.
    The medical companies are already using it.

    Although few people realize it, pharmaceutical companies have grossed billions of dollars from sales of drugs made from urine constituents. Today, research is happening nonstop in labs attempting to isolate specific elements of urine I order to make new drugs and new discoveries. Pergonal for instance, is a fertility drug that grossed $855 million in sales in 1992 (Urine Therapy). Elements like Urokinase and urea, which have become gods to the medical and cosmetic world, respectively, have started to make the marketing and medical population view man�s bodily fluids a little differently. Obviously, urine has some valuable components, but does that make urine therapy a valuable alternative medicine
    Do you really think they'll tell you how to get it for free! Don't hold your breath. They've been suppressing this information for 100 years.

    Urine therapy
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    A pretty compelling testimonial;
    I was diagnosed with a fibroid tumor after having to receive 2 pints of blood due to anemia. I had bled heavily for several months with only short intervals of 2 weeks of no blood loss. The Dr. told me prior to the biopsy that regardless of the outcome, a hysterectomy was necessary. I refused surgery and decided to give urine therapy a try. After only 2 weeks of taking my first and second urine of the day I had already began to see amazing results. After several years of pain in my shoulders from a bad fall that dislocated one shoulder, tearing the rotater cuff and torn cartilage and ligaments on one shoulder and torn cartilage and ligaments on the other shoulder the pain had completely disappeared. I no longer was waking with my shoulders locked in pain. I had carpal tunnel in both wrists and arthritis in both hands after almost 40 years of daily typewriting and calculator work. I woke each morning with my hands balled into fists and locked up. This also went away. The bleeding almost stopped completely and reduced to spotting. My vaginal muscles had become weak and due to the constant pain, I could not do kegal exercises and became incontinent. After 1 month I no longer would wet myself when I coughed or sneezed and I was again able to do the kegal exercises. The swelling in my tummy went away and my energy was out of this world. Only 1 month prior I was too weak to walk 20 yards without feeling as if I would fall on my face. Suddenly I was up and going again as if I had never been sick or anemic. I noticed all my sweet cravings were gone and I had less appetite. All this without having changed my diet. It's now been 5 weeks since I began taking the urine and I have had 1 healing crisis. I had one day of diarrhea and 2 days of an upset stomach. I rested and slept as much as I felt I needed to. I'm now on my 5th week and am going to begin using it to wash my body and hair with. I can't wait to see what more urine has to offer me personally.
    Natural News Blogs Shower, Floss . . . Drink Your Urine? 5 Top Benefits of Urine Therapy » Natural News Blogs

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    I hear that eating shit does nothing for you, but there are a few scat freaks who claim otherwise...

    Then wash it down with a cool glass of piss, I reckon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    I hear that eating shit does nothing for you, but there are a few scat freaks who claim otherwise...

    Then wash it down with a cool glass of piss, I reckon...
    Your obviously not familiar with the phrase, eat shit and die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I just got a wake up call on monday when my blood pressure scored off the chart.
    Danger - since you are aware of it you can manage it. Those who are unaware of high blood pressure die from it. Mine is slightly high, controlled only by diet, watching salt and carb intake. My mother has suffered from high blood pressure for decades, easily controlled with one pill a day.

    Get control of yours. On a lighter note, maybe take a diet from TD, as passionate as some of the posters are, reading some of threads on here could cause high blood pressure. You didn't take a reading immediately after signing off did you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Your obviously not familiar with the phrase, eat shit and die.
    Those scat freaks must be tough mothers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowie
    watching salt and carb intake
    Urine is salty, na?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Urine is salty, na?...
    Isn't that the other stuff that comes from a penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
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    watching salt and carb intake
    Urine is salty, na?...
    nope....

    Urine, 95% of which is water, 2.5% of which is urea, and 2.5% of which is a mixture of minerals, salts, hormones, and enzymes, is not a toxic waste product. Urine is a blood byproduct and though it contains some body waste, it is non-toxic. In 1975, Dr. A.H. Free, published his book Urinalysis in Clinical Laboratory Practice, in which he presents a few critical nutrients found in urine:
    I managed to choke down, 4ozs this morning, not easy. Noticed an immediate boost in my energy level.
    The more I read about this therapy the more amazing it seems.
    It's just really hard to get past the decades of mental conditions that western culture has drummed into my head; that urine is a dirty thing, it's not and has been used therapeutically in other cultures for thousands of years.

    Lots of anecdotal testimonial;
    Peschek-Böhmer and Schreiber, along with Harald W. Tietze, author of "Urine: The Holy Water," and Dr. S.K. Sharma, author of "Miracles of Urine Therapy," all cite anecdotal reports of urine therapy’s effectiveness in helping their patients to lose weight and improve overall health. Sharma reports on the case of a sales executive who traveled extensively and was not only overweight but also suffering from a host of other problems, including vision and hearing difficulties, shortness of breath and bleeding gums. After a few months of auto-urine therapy, according to Sharma, the executive had dropped roughly 40 pounds and reported a vast improvement in his other health problems.

    Read more : http://www.ehow.com/way_5760105_urin...ight-loss.html
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    Another interesting link with reviews of six books about urine therapy.

    Urine Therapy - The advantages of taking the piss - Drinking Your Own Urine

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    A cure for leukemia.
    The cure for Leukemia has been found. Dr. Stan Burzynski, MD, Houston, discovered the actual peptide in urine that cures leukemia. He named it Anti Neo Plastons A. Dr. Burzynski presented his findings to the annual meeting of the Federation of the American Societies for Experimental Biology in 1979. In 1929, Dr. John Armstrong had a “leukemia patient, PC, age 48, who had lost 40 lbs. in a year, and could not walk, whom 3 different MD’s had given him 3 months left to live. He had been given the standard treatment of long, deep X-rays, drugs and a series of very toxic injections. His blood had 556000 more white corpuscles than red, per cubic milliliter. He was a dead man walking. I suggested he do a 3 month Fast, of massaging his urine into his skin for an hour each day and drinking 3 glasses of his urine each day. He agreed. Anything to save his life. His wife and friends began massaging urine onto his skin for an hour each day. He drank several glasses daily. In 12 weeks he was back to normal and went back to work. For the next 2 years he did not even have a cold.”
    http://leukemiainformation.org/leukemia-cure-found

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    While by dint of it's chemical makeup urine may have some accidental topical uses, the very fact that it is made up of "excess" components screened from your blood would make it seem t be a poor idea to consume.
    If you kidney, in it's millions of years of evolutionary wisdom decides you have too much of substance "x", why would you go and stick it right back in your body?
    If it is beneficial to drink, nature wouldn't have wasted all that time and effort on developing a bladder and all the associated plumbing.

    But, don't let me stop you.

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