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    Thai Foods That Make U Fart

    I have been enjoying some of the hot soy milk in the evenings and it makes me blow the rankest loudest farts ever.

    It is said to be pure liquid protein and that may be the cause of the bionic reaction.

    So was wondering what local delicacy sets U off ?

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    Thanks for the tip
    I'll give it a try

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    Jackfruit creates some poisinous gases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghandi
    I have been enjoying some of the hot soy milk in the evenings and it makes me blow the rankest loudest farts ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    Jackfruit creates some poisinous gases.
    Could be a lethal combination.

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    can't stand the taste of soy milk, I have tries a couple different ones, but I do drink whole milk in the ChokChai bottles.
    Most Thai consumables make me want to puke tho.

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    Give me a nice spicy pad ka pao, washed down with some gassy beer and I'll bring the house down. Even the damn cat avoids me.

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    Hot soy milk with an egg whisked in (with a spoonful of honey) is a real office clearer ! - Most of my staff in Taiwan used to bring it in for the morning break - I used to go on the balcony for a ciggie - too dangerous to light a match inside !

    Actually its quite nice and I eventually joined them ! LOL

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    sa-tore

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    Those steamed peanuts are usually good for the wind section of the trouser orchestra.

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    Cucumbers.

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    One particular variety of mango will set me off. Even though I love it and will continue to eat the firmer 'Chinese' type of tofu - it creates the most magnificent winds for me.

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    Som-Oh!!!

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    If you have a few beers, you'll fart. If you add starchy Thai foods to that compost you will get some real action going.

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    I find that some good, ripe durian, D24 fallen not picked, will do the trick . . . it has the advantage of noxious fumes from both ends, providing the environment with a good example of bio-gas.


    Ah, and Taiwanese smelly tofu, or tau-hu. Yes . . . turns you inside out.

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    If you try any of these at home, DO NOT SMOKE .


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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    I find that some good, ripe durian, D24 fallen not picked, will do the trick . . . it has the advantage of noxious fumes from both ends, providing the environment with a good example of bio-gas.


    Ah, and Taiwanese smelly tofu, or tau-hu. Yes . . . turns you inside out.
    In particular Hatters, the smelly tofu in Taiwan. Never mind the farts...if you first can get it down! Interesting about the variations of rotting corpse tofu - one can find a very tasty versions in HK and Shanghai as it is generally approached with a different care.

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    ^ Yes, RS, but many people say the same about durian. I actually don't mind the smell nor the taste . . .

    Which brings me back to durian. It took me some time to convince the local market people in Chanthaburi that I wanted ripe durian. Nim nim, suuuuuk! I'll never understand why Thais cut them down when they're not even ripe.

    Here's our littlest monster having some of Penang's finest D25:

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
    Som-Oh!!!
    I'm on a diet and eat a lot of Som-oh.
    Agreed they make you fart, but you don't just shit, you create a masterpiece.
    Takes 2 flushes to get rid of it.

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