Thread: McDonalds Vs faeces

There is absolutely no reason to eat ones poo unless you are in the SAS behind enemy lines and you have to cover your tracks (of course you would also discreetly burn any excess big mac wrappers for the same reason).

^ You don't read your Andy McNab properly, do you Walrus?

The SAS wrap their poo in clingfilm & take it with them when they leave. They don't bloomin' well eat it.

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Because I'm observant...Small hole in the wall quick service shops, not enough space for a real grill, and the burger comes out in 2 min or less if it wasn't already there waiting. It takes longer than that to cook any burger properly from raw even ones as thin as these..

You obviously have difficulties interpreting what you 'observe': There's another kitchen-type room on the other side of that "hole in the wall", and McD don't wait for you to order before they get the burger out of the freezer, they're grilling continually to minimize waiting times.

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Because I'm observant...Small hole in the wall quick service shops, not enough space for a real grill, and the burger comes out in 2 min or less if it wasn't already there waiting. It takes longer than that to cook any burger properly from raw even ones as thin as these..

You obviously have difficulties interpreting what you 'observe': There's another kitchen-type room on the other side of that "hole in the wall", and McD don't wait for you to order before they get the burger out of the freezer, they're grilling continually to minimize waiting times.

you obviously have an enquiring mind.... Ever thought about going into business?

Originally Posted by November Rain

^ You don't read your Andy McNab properly, do you Walrus?

The SAS wrap their poo in clingfilm & take it with them when they leave. They don't bloomin' well eat it.

Thats all very well and good Ms NR but what if they develop a case of the trots ...? Theres only so many gladwraps one can carry during covert operations.

^

Empty MRE foil-wrap containers. Jezus, do I have to teach you guys everything? The entree, much like its successor will hold a large-sized turd with about 5 ounces of liquid. The cracker with cheese foil will contain that spurrious squirt that comes with drinking waddi pond scum.

Do you think they didn't factor these variables into the sustinence engineering?

pups

^ I was gonna suggest ziploc bags.

^^ Good one Tex

* Must spread the love before giving to tex again *

Well I enjoy McDonalds breakfast with my kids every couple of weeks or so. I don't think it is much more unhealthy than all the local foods available at the hawker centres here.

^ and for sure a much more appealing (and face saving) option than eating poo ...!

^I don't know, I remember reading something about pre-packed sandwiches and the salt content was terribly high.

Coprophagia is the term used for someone who eats their own poo.

Evil McDonald's targeting the children of the world.

It is a lame, pathetic excuse of a parent that caves into TV and Billboard advertising at the expense of his child's health. A parent can't blame a fast-food restaurant for his/her child's ill health. It's called personal responsibility.

You could argue that television is robbing our children of the joy of reading.

You could argue that cinema gives young girls false expectations and destroys their self esteem.

You could argue that mansions and exotic cars are tools of the rich to destroy the hopes and aspirations of the common folk.

Or you could get on with life and be responsible for yourself and your children and quit looking to place blame on others.

^I suppose we should start letting them sell cigarettes to kids again and aim advertising at kids as well. May as well, then just blame the parents if the kid smokes, eh?

Mum, Can i have a McFag?

If people are willing to allow their parenting role to be legislated because they're too inept, to busy or too lazy, the product will unsatisfactory -- but at least they'll have someone else to blame.

^ I tend to agree. However it doesn't help if children in society at large aren't sheilded from certain things (cigarettes being a good example).

But when it comes to McD's nobody's being forced to go - their advertising may be insidious, cynical and aimed squarely at kids but end of the day taking your kids there or explaining that it's utter crap is a choice.

Up until recently my wife was managing both branches of McD's here in Chiang Mai. In the 12 or so years she worked there she actually ate the food once. I don't think my boys will be eating there on any sort of a regular basis somehow

Seems that TGS is really pissed at McD for firing him all those years ago because he was an inept worker, but if thats the case he should be pissed at a lot of places.
He has been here in SEA for the last few years, spilling his guts on different forums and seems to be always between jobs and just starting the career of a lifetime, which never lasts over a couple of weeks.
Never hooks up with a decent lady, "My wife is a prostitute",, "She gives bad head",, always having trouble eating the food provided,, some such shit, OH well at least we know him..

^ At least he doesnt shag squirrels and small rodents to get his kicks

Originally Posted by Texpat

You could argue that cinema gives young girls false expectations and destroys their self esteem.

No, that's not cinema. That's pop music

^Not the kind of movies he watches.

If you don't like McDonald's food, don't eat it. Why the need to tel the world about your tastes in food?

if you don't like reading about people telling the world that they don't like MacDonalds food, don't read it. Why tell the world about your tastes in threads?