Madam Mindanao is now 35 Willy

No spring chicken but the only woman I have ever shagged 5 times in 1 evening (on our 1st date 2 years ago - no medicinal assistance)

Age shall not weary her and thus shall she be remembered at the final reckoning and pearly gates tallying when I am a wizened and wrinkled old scrote in a wheelchair at the going down of the sun

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