La Crepe or in auld toungue of Languedoc was invented in the town of Condom near car Whores during the sheep's bladder crisis during the Carlist rebellion of Boniface the Madamegarcon (aka ) ladyboy.

The gent would have his handmaid or very odd job boy master of the gong stroke chatelaine wrap the object around his pretuberence until congress complete.The discarded crepes were highly prized by French cumgurglers and all belgians ever since, the Bretons dispay them but only sell to tourists as a long standing joke

Since reading this tale in the Wickedpedia I have never swallowed