Thread: Let's talk about crisps...

^ I bet those are tasty

Balsamic Big Naturals seem hard to find.

^ Balsamic or otherwise, Big Naturals are pretty rare in SE Asia, to be honest.

Well, I guess Rosemary Big Naturals would do at a push.

Limited Edition Lay's Cheese and Onion (thick ridged) now available in a 7 near you.

Not quite the L.E. Cheddar Cheese that they released 2 or 3 years ago with a big Union Jack emblazed across the packet, but not far off.

Top Tier Taters.

Whose bloated, roasted thigh is that?

I always thought of you as more the 'skeletal skag' type.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Whose bloated, roasted thigh is that?

I always thought of you as more the 'skeletal skag' type.

Roasted, yes.

Bloated, only a bit.

Then again, I've not spent the morning cleaning cat shit out of my eyes, so I'll forgive you.

^^ He's been comfort eating since last August.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^^ He's been comfort eating since last August.

Note I'm not wearing girl's jorts.

Just as well as you'd have needed MM's.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Just as well as you'd have needed MM's.

Do you use your bird's?

Anyway, enough of this. I'm off out for some beers, a few curries and a kebab.

Might get a salad too.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Do you use your bird's?

Your mum's.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Whose bloated, roasted thigh is that?

I always thought of you as more the 'skeletal skag' type.

Show us your knees cy

^Cy has chicken legs.

Reminds me off Carl Pilkington on holiday with his monster munch.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Top Tier Taters.

You have a woman's leg.

Either that or you shave it.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Show us your knees cy

Ready for action innit.

Not some fuxin pasty monster munch from mum poove.

Ruddy hell Ciz,there's no need for that, bleach gor my eyes please!

I like what you've done with your studio.



Living room, gym and wardrobe/ shoe storage all in one.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Ready for action innit.

Not some fuxin pasty monster munch from mum poove.

Those pasty Irish legs would be bossing you on the pitch if we were ever in our prime together.



I didn't know you lifted weights either; I'd always presumed it was 2 cans of upside down tomatoes on each arm.

Originally Posted by Mendip

You have a woman's leg.

So does Fred West, but it's not something I like to brag about.

I bet he's stuck to that sofa.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I bet he's stuck to that sofa.

Leather Sofa in the tropics, he'll be slipping and sliding in his own sweat a bit like Lulu when he goes for his 4 hands soapy.

Fokin' 'ell if everything's proportionate homie's got a schlong like a rolling pin.