Thread: Let's talk about crisps...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Ate all the beans last night, cold, straight out of the tin.

Oh dear, you'll never get anywhere in the world of Sales and Marketing with that sort of heinous honesty.

Example:
Wife: Have you eaten?
Me: Yes.
Wife: What did you have?
Me: Fancy baked beans from the can and a glass of gin.
Wife: Grrrrrrrrr. Eat properly you lazy bastard.

Correct version:
Wife: Have you eaten?
Me: Yes.
Wife: What did you have?
Me: I dined upon a rich salad of pale poached beans, tomato, Mediterranean herbs and garlic served al fresco in order to remove any distraction from the pure, natural ingredients lovingly blended after countless hours of research into the most pleasing combination and all served with a light but pungent juniper-infused dressing.
Wife: *swoon* Clasp me to your manly breast and ravish me now, international man of mystery, bon vivant and raconteur!
Me: Nah, Luton airport.

(I think my closing line needs a little polishing)



The S&V Hula Hoops look good though, no need to fancify them.