Thread: What's in your garden?

^ You just need to get up close.


The wife was complaining first thing this morning that she'd found a couple of little black turds on the living room floor.

I tend to own up when I've done something wrong but she couldn't pin this one on me... I only had two tins of cider last night.

I soon found the culprit... he must have hopped in through the back door yesterday after I disturbed the toad family.



Once he heard the missus on the war path he couldn't wait to get out.

And who can blame him.