Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

[BaitongBoy]

Works for the pigs...Heh...

[patsycat]

Banana stuck on it's neck.

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[Kurgen]

it was always going to be a woman

[VocalNeal]

Which begs the question, just how do you train monkeys to jump on the backs of wild pigs.

On reflection I think the really clever bit is that there are two monkeys?

Answers on a post card.

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[armstrong]

^ha, thats what i do in a fight as well!

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[Latindancer]

^^^^ I like the way it pretends to dislocate it's shoulder...

[BaitongBoy]

^Fecking ugly barstards those hyenas...

[Latindancer]

They have extremely strong jaws for bone crushing...a very powerful bite. And a large clitoris !

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Hyena...th-76961.shtml

"The spotted hyena has a very big clitoris, named pseudopenis. It is by far the largest clitoris in the animal kingdom. In these hyenas, the vulva is fused, and the clitoris is used for urination, mating (it contracts for mating and the opening widens to allow the penetration by the male's penis) and giving birth. To complicate it all, the females also possess a fake scrotum made by the enlarged joined vulva and pseudo-testes filled with fatty tissue.

You can imagine the surprise of some of the first explorers in Africa, at the beginning of the XIXth century, when they found that their caged "male" hyenas gave birth! For a long time the species was believed to be hermaphrodite! In fact, only the gland's shape makes the difference between a penis and a clitoris in spotted hyenas. The erection of the penis or clitoris (which is voluntary in both sexes) is certainly a display of submission in both male and female spotted hyena and the clitoris plays a high social role in their clans.

The subordinate individuals lick the clitoris of a higher ranked female as a sign of submission. The clitoris of the dominant female will be licked by all the other females, males (which are inferior to any female) or cubes. When females lick each other's clitorises, this is a greeting or an affective behavior that strengthens links between individuals. Usually, females won't lick males' penises, as they are clearly subordinate, the higher ranked male is inferior to the lower ranked female.

Female spotted hyenas carry in their blood higher levels of testosterone than the males (!), and this even from embryo stage: they are bigger and more aggressive than the males and are the dominant sex in the spotted hyena society.

That's why biologists believed that the clitoris' development was provoked by the huge quantities of testosterone on the fetus. But anti-androgens administration did not stop the growth of the huge clitoris, so now this character is regarded as genetic. As it is impossible to penetrate without the female's cooperation, female spotted hyenas have full control of the mating.

Birth is particularly difficult because the clitoris itself is narrow (although it breaks with the first parturition, thus the subsequent births are easier). Many captive females at first offspring series gave birth to stillborn cubs due to long labor times and in the wild, survival rates of females fall sharply with first giving birth, thus first birth is extremely hazardous for the spotted hyena females.

This evolutionary trade-off is somewhat like that with the human bipedal position and the pelvis bones in human female. But it seems to have paid off, as the spotted hyenas, due to their social organization, are the dominant big predator in the African savanna, much more numerous than lions and leopards. The other hyena species (stripped and brown) do not present the trait of enlarged clitoris".

[BaitongBoy]

Usually, females won't lick males' penises

Bitches...

[Kurgen]

"The spotted hyena has a very big clitoris, named pseudopenis.

So that's where Sid got his nick

[BaitongBoy]

^He's a clit-licker?...

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[charleyboy]

Probably been posted before...

Sorry about the size. The pic, not the bollocks!

[Bogon]

^ Is that Withers carrying his balls about, or 2 separate animals (human and pig) in one vehicle?

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