Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

[crippen]

Lazy cat!



Can't be arsed to catch them his self. Brings the trap in to show willing.

[Neo]

[Chairman Mao]

These are all rather shite, if ye don't mind me saying.

[jks]

Seriously, why? I drive taxi and i have a lot of memorable moments

But seriously... hows that? As a cab driver you claim to be, one can't imagine just how when u're tucked up in front facing forward... and its only when you spin yr neck around to face a short glimpse and that is when you get the fare handed over so, just how apart from a grumpy smile or grin looking at you???

Unless u've got this mini camera stitched into the back side of yr front seat like some perverse cabbies are known /suspected to be active on these Georgie Podgie stunts with their cabs?

.... I'm serious my friend! I drive a "mini MPV" VW Touran with seats for 6 passengers, but the last two seats (called virgins cave) is only for very flexible persons and I provide intensive service for my customers and i have to fold the seats up and make sure customers put seatbelts correctly on. Girls on their way to fun in town or home in miniskirts cannot hide anything when they get in or out ..... as a professionel driver I do not stare but i see everything discretly - and have seen one or two "Paris Hiltons" .... the girls just laugh and I smile inside, no perv here

[Cruiser]

..... as a professionel driver I do not stare but i see everything discretly - and have seen one or two "Paris Hiltons" .... the girls just laugh and I smile inside, no perv here

Heyyy, not to worry, I believe you and consider yrself fortunate to have a wonderful service that glistens yr corneas and conscience while enjoying your work... well done with the seating configuration.

I provide intensive service for my customers and i have to fold the seats up

Hmmm, you even get a bonus "bird's eye" view above all else....hahaaaa, lucky chap.

Thanks for clarifying your service status... much appreciated and if more PH steps into the rear seats... drive on mate...hahaaa.

Btw, does the rear ceiling lights comes on and stays on while they are seated?

[Cujo]

These are all rather shite, if ye don't mind me saying.

Then post something better.

[bobo746]

These are all rather shite, if ye don't mind me saying.

C'mon you gotta smile at the ninja turtle

[Boon Mee]

[Boon Mee]

... a painting by Vermeer ”

[Boon Mee]

[Boon Mee]

[bobo746]

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

French people going about their daily lives?

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

Also she's Chinese, they don't do the bowing thing.

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

This must be the offices of Teakdoor.

[Cujo]

[pickel]

^
Can't see any of those Koojo.

[oldgit]

I can see them but words too small

[crippen]

ctrl and roll cursor in Chrome

[jks]

[/QUOTE]

Hmmm, you even get a bonus "bird's eye" view above all else....hahaaaa, lucky chap.

Thanks for clarifying your service status... much appreciated and if more PH steps into the rear seats... drive on mate...hahaaa.

Btw, does the rear ceiling lights comes on and stays on while they are seated?[/QUOTE]

.... and it is a "double trouble" cos when the fare is over I have to help them out again - its a german car so not everything is logic and nobody can find out the way to fold the seat in front of the "virgins cave" enabling the poor women to stretch the legs out of the door - so surely I come to resque and have a nice discrete view when I have to stand outside the door and almost bent over and release the second handle under the seat in order to fold the seat again .... I like german engineers

By the way, the light is off while driving and I cannot see anything - but of course as a professional I concentrate on the driving!