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[dirtydog]

:huge erect cock:

I was under the impression you was a white south african

[William]

^ which equates to anything over 5mm

[dirtydog]

Would you like me to edit your "huge Erect Penis" post to something more suitable

[William]

"erect" means "free standing", so you can leave that the fcuk alone.

Huge, well that's all down to the girl

*they tell me it's all about girth anyhow*

[dirtydog]

Stumpy is quite a good word I think

[William]

^if you said Stoompy (or even Stompie), I would kind of agree with you, but we like the tire for the girth...

*and that was a really sick joke for which I apologise now - too many beers*