Work as a Farang Go-Go Dancer ~ is it Safe?

[Smeg]

Ice, get yourself back to the UK and into a university (or college if necessary) as soon as possible. Most Thais would give their right arm for the opportunity to study in the UK, and I doubt any would choose to work in a gogobar over that opportunity.

Thailand has a funny effect on many westerners, and causes them to end up living in an unreal world, i.e. as yet another illegal immigrant westerner in illegal, unprofessional, casual employment, and with a lifestyle of third world red light districts and alcohol. Some even seem to be proud of having ended up like this, and see it as clever.

This would be pretty much your lifestyle too from your OP.

You have youth and opportunity on your side. Most of them don't (but they'd never admit it). Best wishes.