Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
Didn't she wonder where the bed was in your kitchen?
Why would she find that strange?

My favorite from my wife was when she first saw sheep in the u.k.

"Can we go and play with them?"
"No baby thier sheep."
"But I think they want to play, they're so white and fluffy!"
"No they don't baby when you get close up they'll smell like shit!"
"Don't talk bad about them, you'll hurt thier feelings if they hear you say they smell like shit."