Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
I used to knock one off listening to her sing "love to love you baby"
What a strange individual, why would one bang one out over a song?
Dirty basto...Now I have this image in my head of a grey haired wrinkly ass old fucker rolling around on his living room floor wearing a set of shit stained speedos (on his head) furiously beating his turgid tool in rhythm to a fucking disco song.

The curtains are partly drawn and condensation is streaming down the inside of the glass to form pools on the rotten sill. Outside the English sky is grey, a weak sun peers out from behind drizzle laden clouds.

The early morning sounds of bin collectors and clink of milk bottles disturbs his concentration, he looses some phat as the needle scratches out the end of the 12 inch single he furtively collected from HMV not two days earlier. Our Hero rises from his prone position on the threadbare carpet, some remnants of last nights snacks of cheese and onion crisps stick to his greasy back.

He replaces the needle and frowns as he examines his member, hand grips like those on the handle bars of a child's bicycle have appeared since he bought this recording of a lusty Kneegrow woman pretending to orgasm set to a disco beat.

Aunty lies down and settles in his damp patch on the carpet, the beat from the tinny speakers and the groans of the black slut cause his member to rise again (for about the 20th time in two days) near the middle of the track and he's banging one out like a storm trooper, oooooooh love to love you aunty, errrrr oohhhhh love to love you aunty, the familiar rising of sperm from his wrinkled sack gives speed to his knuckle shuffle. He rises to a kneeling position, this time he's gonna let fly over the cover photo, give the black jezebel Kunt a proper facial. Bang, bang, bang goes auntie, hammering away like a fucking crazy fucker oooohhhh eeerrr love to lo...he lets it fly aaarrrrrggggg fucking lovely. A tiny bead of green speckled spermatozoa appears at his japs eye. He collapses in a disheveled heap back to his damp patch and falls into a deep greasy slumber.

See what you done you Kunt auntie? If i can't get this image outa my head there's gonna be trouble...dirty basatdo........