Another lockdown… another commute

[Mendip]

Great thread Mandip, nice to see you arrived home save and sound.

Thanks raddog!

The gardener presumably....

And here it starts...

Thankfully it appears the Gardener didnt want to dry hump Mendys leg or sit on his lap after his return home.

So Mendy. What projects do you have planned?

There was nothing dry about Tommy's humping of my leg and he has been reprimanded.

Numerous projects planned, but I just want to get my gorgeous daughter through her last couple of days of exams and on Wednesday I get serious.

I am confused. Either that photo is out of timeline, or its a Bangkok photo.

Which definitely demands an answer to who took the photo.....

I adhere to a strict timeline on these threads Nid. See HW's post below.

We can also rule out the Philippine boat lady, as there was no mention of a jacuzzi on the boat.

We have a sauna on the boat but sadly no jacuzzi. I once worked on a Finnish icebreaker (it was either the Fennica or the Nordica, I can't remember which) that had a swimming pool. We weren't allowed to use it as there was no life guard on board. I kid you not. But anyway, there was no jacuzzi on my boat.

And why is the water so dirty? And what's up with Mendy's black arm on the left? Did he pick up a disease or is that all that ape hair?

The water was clean but with some added 'bath' stuff. My arm was in shadow. I think we already covered the macho hirsute body type versus the clean shaven 'metro' type in another thread. I ain't making any apologies for being a man.

together with the gardener wearing nothing but his wellies and crotchless new Christmas attire.

They are full crotched... do you think I'm some kind of freak?

Also,
Can anyone else see the resemblance with Ralf Rangnick now he's lost some timber
Where are his glasses?
Why is his watch not in the safe?
What's in that jar he's reaching for?

Thanks mate, I'll take any compliments can I get these days. Which Premier manager do you resemble?

Glasses... I take them off in the bath. I don't need any help with my sight in some situations... if you know what I mean.

You wanna borrow them?

I was testing my new watch underwater. Didn't get down to 100 metres but it preformed admirably... if you know what I mean!

I don't know about the jar, can't remember. Cookies maybe?