My post-lockdown commute back to work

[Looper]

having sex with a Filipina bar girl in a workman's tent on that footbridge at Clarke Quay in Singapore, in the middle of the afternoon after getting pissed up on Singapore Slings at the Raffles Long Bar...

The stuff of legend

Arise Sir Mendip

A tantalising tale enough to make a fella misty-eyed for the adventure of the safari and the steamy cut and thrust of SEA's seamy underbelly in this sadly travel-bound post-covid parallel universe...