^^ It's 13 degrees at the moment if you fancy it, but will soon start cooling down with the onset of winter.
They say you'll survive around 20 minutes if you fall in the sea around here. The Norwegians have special survival suits for working in their sector, but even then it's a bit chilly in the water.
There's always someone to make a smutty comment like that!
I guess that kind of things does go on, but I'm lucky... I can go long periods without any carnal pleasures. Married life has trained me well.
And as for Seaman Stanes... you'd have to be careful, the beds get made up by the Filipina stewardesses every day!
All said and done though... it'd be good to exercise the right arm somehow... there's no pints to pick up here.