Don't worry about this lot, Slaps - you're doing well while they're all relaxing in their comfy beds, hopping on the motorcy for a 5 min ride to the soapy massage happy ending parlour...

Over the bridge now, you've broken the back of the journey.

Now, a bit of advice, in toilets like the one Ryan and his mate's frequent, if you see a hole in the wall, don't: 1) stick anything through it, or 2) touch anything that comes through the hole from the other cubicle...