Fuk Slap!

I leave you alone for five mins at home with the wife n kids and you come up with this excuse to go to the pub.

Everyone see through your holiday in Somalia wheeze....

They sure did good teaching you that photo shop in the office yeah....


Ok - Once upon a bike in Wigan - I'll get me pencils out......

Be good....






Oh yeah everyone. The last time I was out with him in Guildford, he couldn't find the right platform home.

hope they left you ankle tag on mate...