Quote Originally Posted by caller
Great read.
Steady on, Caller! It's a good read, but we're not talking Dickens, not just yet.

Quote Originally Posted by Stinky
if it's shite I wants me three quids back
Three squids, and a few more well spent.

Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti.../dp/B00LCE6N18
What lying kunk of a toerag wrote that first review??? He needs a damn good lashing of ice cream and honey spread over his (well toned) body followed by Monica Lewinsky, no, no, no, strike that, I mean Monica Belluci, tonguing it orf...