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This is now beyond a joke. Good one GS - good one... :mat:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
RUN BOY!! and quickly too!
good luck.
Oh well, deposit paid on apartment, forty quid per month so that's eighty.
Move in end of.
Sandra's talking to me again, she says I make my own problems and that broardcasting my life on the net doesn't help and its no wonder I'm going bald.
I put my foot down with the MIL, I said, "Now just a moment Mrs S" etc.. and she has reluctantly agreed for us to live together in the apartment which is just as well as it's more in the middle of nowhere than I am now and there's kids everywhere tugging my shorts and saying "money!", so I said to one who can speak ok English...
"Are ALL Phillipino's poor?"
And he replied, "Most but not all"
So I replied, "Then what the FUCK makes you think that all us westerners are rich?"
If you think I'm full of shit I will post a photo tomorrow of me standing in the street waving a flag with the TD logo on it, though can't promise the latter.
Rather have one of the sisters please, pretty pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
^
One who's still available, I might be over for a while to bridge a visa gap.:D
Well one, the schoolteacher, is 30 and desperate for a boyfriend but far too fussy. Sandra tells me to talk to her and give advice as they are not close in that way. My advice was that she stop worrying and do something about it because as Morrissey once said...Quote:
Originally Posted by Thetyim
"Shyness is nice - but, shyness can stop you, from doing all the things in life you'd like to"
After asking who he was I explained that he was sexually ambiguous and unobtainable and when she asked if I had any single friends I said yes, but they are all married or playboys.
She said "oh".
Smart lady -- consider yourself lucky the message wasn't delivered with a "beating about the head."Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
As to the MIL -- get the relationship sorted out NOW. It won't get any better; if anything, it can deteriorate. Sounds as if the most you can hope for is a chilly detente. Live far away from the in-laws. Hell, I've not lived closer than 360 miles to my own parents since I was 17 years old -- close enough to get there in an emergency but not close enough for daily contact or drop-ins.
Scampy - tell the sister you'll snap a photo and post it on TD. TD is a good spot for her to find a bf and if all else fails there is always Butterfy. :dev+ang:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
#1 The no divorce only applies to her, she can't divorce you. You can divorce here, but you have to do it outside of the Philippines, in your home country for example.
#2 Don't trust travel agents in the Philippines, they want one thing and that's money. They think they know so much but they are morons. They really are.
Like Thais, being afraid of ghosts is the norm, so the girls have a white tin pot with a lid in which they urinate.
I on the other hand don't have a pot to piss in.
This will go down as the biggest troll of the year! Good job GS.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Out of work carnie with no prospects of employement
Hooks up with hooker from HK, can't live without her (thousands of em mate)
Whose mother is still in HK (mamasan prolly, to old to actually ply the trade)
mother doesn't know daughter's 'job', yeah right!
goes with the preggy test, oh, my gawwwd, did I?
sucked into meeting the family
Oh, nice family sucks him into staying.. ( future income realized!)
caught up with the entangled Pinoy BS in a squalid shack in PI.
lots of BS about not being good enough, while rubbing hands in glee, "yep we caught this flocker!"
any idea of employment opps in the PIs??? naw forgetit
any thoughts beyond getting laid tonight??? naw unnecessary
cannot say no to anything
can't be bothered to "check" anything else other than TD
poooooor fella needs HELP!
YGBFKM!
Either a novel idea or a great idea for a novel....
E. G.
maybe a movie?
Don't tempt him.:oQuote:
Either a novel idea or a great idea for a novel....
Whats all this about the MIL don't know the daughters job in HK, what a load of bs, she must do.
You just know this story isn't gonna have a happy ending.:mat:
i cant think of any novels/movies about a train wreck so this could be a first.Quote:
Originally Posted by bkkmadness
This is great material for Scampy's next Youtube videos. :bunny3:
I'm thinkin troll as well, but sometimes trolling can be fun. I guess they have internet in the family's house in this shanty town since he is posting late at night on the forum.
They wouldn't use the words shanty town in the Philippines, they'd call it a Squatters Village more than likely. I stayed in a Squatters area next to Ayala Mall in Cebu for several weeks. It's ok, but the nearest internet cafe from a jeepney ride away and it wasn't open 24/7.
"Amongst sharks in a Philippine shanty town"
"My prostitute wife's family"
"Surviving on bjs and San Miguel beer"
"A fated Love in the slums of San Fernando"
How long ago was this? All it takes is a phone line and a laptop these days.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Whitey
Good thread, I gave it 5 stars
I agree. MIL knows whats what. For unemployed daughters to return home with pockets full of cash in Hong Kong makes one draw certain conclusions. (especially if she shares the cash with the family).Quote:
Originally Posted by bkkmadness
However, I don't agree that this isn't going to have a happy ending. I have known many Filipinas who have segued from this into having happy family lives with western husbands in Hong Kong.
Moog - you met Sandra??? :dev+ang:
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A true squatters village/shanty town will not have phone lines. :)
If there's phone lines in the place he's at, it's not a real shanty town. ;)
Lap tops work off of mobile phones now aswell, even third world Thailand has that :)
^^ It is, and I've got some pictures to prove it so there.
one mans shanty town is another mans ........erm ok i havent thought of the second part yet, but it started so well
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Originally Posted by britmaveric
I haven't met her, but if I had, I wouldn't be discussing her merits and demerits here.
In many ways it might be advisable for TGS to discuss quietly the entire issue with friends, rather than open it up here among a group of middle-aged strangers.
It calls for some serious decision making rather than..... 'run Scampy RUN!' homilies.
Though I wouldn't want to put him off from marriage if the girl is right. Toxic Mothers in law can be set aside. Thats what I did. Some limited rapprochement usually takes place when Grandchildren emerge, and at that point one makes it clear that Daddy is the Boss of the family, not Granny.
oi ^ who are you calling middle aged? :p
I haven't met her either
if I had I would post all the pics I had...yes, all of them
Ok, here's proof I'm in the Phillipines, this is me standing up in a street outside the family home.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/04/334.jpg
..And here's me taking a shower Phillipine style.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/04/335.jpg
Finally, a picture taken from my MacBook Pro whilst browsing Teak Door.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/04/336.jpg
you look like a POW.
imperial leather?.....mmmmmmmmmmm
^ Yeah I need to start going to the gym... Did you see the Cussons Imperial Leather beside me? ...You can't get that here, I bought it back from HK.
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Originally Posted by slimboyfat
YEAH - who u calling middle aged?
your shanty town has a gym?
has she ever got off the phone?
well spotted.Quote:
Originally Posted by extras
TGS why IS she on the phone continuously?
she's an asian gal aint she?Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfatwell spotted.Quote:
Originally Posted by extras
TGS why IS she on the phone continuously?
She doesn't have the phone to her ear in this one.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/04/337.jpg
who is paying the phone bill?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtbshe's an asian gal aint she?Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfatwell spotted.Quote:
Originally Posted by extras
TGS why IS she on the phone continuously?
and thats 200 up. congrats Scampy