Go to San Fernando. La Union. The beach is much nicer plus cheap hotels. Get on the bus that says San Fernando on the front.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
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Go to San Fernando. La Union. The beach is much nicer plus cheap hotels. Get on the bus that says San Fernando on the front.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
^ That's a pleasant post by your standards.
And that's not by any standards.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
I'm generally only rude to you on this forum mate. Merely a reaction to your postings. :finger:
For the record, Mr. Bugsbie redded me for being rude to 'poor Scampy'.
The recommendation of S.F. La Union is sound, there even are a few go-go bars where Scampy could practise his hobby, the Flippos are much more tolerant of crazy farangs stripping on stage than the comparatively hi-so Thai dancers.
Problem is, you'd have to change buses, from what I remember - which of course increases the chances of a kidnapping or other violent crime against Mr. Scamp and/or his fiancee.
I must say, this nearly had me in tears......of laughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Get a fucking grip boy, you make CMN look like a hard man
I'm pretty sure I meant to give you a green (for being rude to the Scampette).
Be very careful Scampy there a two San Ferandos. Don't get on the wrong bus or you could end up in NPA territory.
According to him, he has already, S.F. is where he stays now and is in danger of getting kidnapped every time he leaves the security of the bosom of Sandra and her family, though his 'friends' are potentially murderous enemies as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Begbie
I don't think he's understood yet which role the policeman friend plays in the story that unfolds itself, and why exactly they had chosen to introduce him at this point in time.
scampy get a mobile phone, so when your kidnapped and held in some remote cave you can post about whats happening, also maybe a webcam aswell so you can post the pics of them chopping off your fingers live one by one, scampy is gonna be famous :)
Fool, that's the safe and face-saving way out!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
It's pretty obvious to all but yourself that you are as far from being the wanted hubby anyone wants as can be, save some shabu-smoking, knife-yielding Filipino.
And the way you've been posting, you're not gonna marry her anyway if you were to make an honest choice.
Bum Photos? ;)
^ That's a bit unfair to her, she just wants to be happy and wants me to stop dragging her down with my relentless and totally unjustified paranoia and conviction that everyone is after my money.
She didn't finish it, she just said we were not compatible unless I can change my attitude, that I should accept her for who she is and that she just wants peace of mind.
Its already been accepted on here that this whole marraige thing is in accordance with the norm, what is expected in her culture, and she regrets the whole thing.
I have vowed to change my ways... She told me to do it for my own sake otherwise I will never be happy with myself or with anyone.
If I saw everything as being reverse psychology, double bluff or 'face saving' then I would never trust anyone.
Scampy dont marry her. I know you think you are doing the right thing byt you are not. You will only cause more problems.
Best thing to do is get out quick. To prevent horrible death at hands of outraged family I suggest you take the weekend away with Sandra and then split either in the middle of the night or after an engineered row. Alternatively you can both go back to HK, where you started, and leave her there. Moog will let you crash at his pad...
It is exceedingly simple:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
1) Go to San Fernando bus terminal, I am sure the 2 of you can work out how to do this between you, with the help of a trike driver.
2) Buy a ticket from there to Olongapoo and board the bus, the buses going there can be identified by the large sign saying "Olongapoo" displayed in the front window.
3) Get off the bus when it comes to a complete standstill and everyone is leaving as well.
Now from there it could get a little complicated, so I recommend to hire one of the trikes or jeepneys to take you to the beach from there. Barrio Barretto is about 15min drive, Baloy beach a little further - this is the only decent beach there and quite nice for a romantic short holiday.
I like the idea of San Fernando buses having San Fernando on the front
and now the Olagapoo ones have the Olangapoo word too
that is very useful, much better than Thailand
History does tend to repeat itself...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
They have that in Thailand too. Sometimes the route is even written in big letters on the side of the bus. It's just in thai.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrAndy
I am in a position to confirm that it's not written in Thai on Pilipino buses.:p
and I am in a position to confirm that they dont have phillipino buses in Thailand :)
^bollocks, I bet TGS is in a better "postion" than any of us right now :)
^which one?
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
or is it this one?
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Hopefully it's the "let's take some pics of that bum, now!" position.:sheep2:
^I think that should have happened about a 100 posts ago! :sheep2:
The voice of reason!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blake7
Just take her back and admit you made a mistake and don't want to fekk with her life any longer.
You have managed to win the heart of a prostitute, as you set out to do, but you don't actually have a perspective beyond this.
Sad but true.
Well, it's been a good story, but it should teach you not to mess with others' emotions, it's all part of growing up.
But don't forget those in memoriem bum pics before you split!:bunny3:
:wanw: I laughed !Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_MoogSelfish cow !Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
I expect when you're pleasuring her anally, she's thinking of Tobey Maguire.
Good ole Scamp, nice to hear life is still well with you :1st:
You are definately still entertaining! :D
Pity you or one of your fellow mods banned him from TV, isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman
Nice thread.
Scamp, you could be a poster boy for the G.C.A. With this kind of attitude, I just know you will prove them all wrong and that you have a diamond!
The G.C.A you ask? Global Chump Alliance.
Sucker of the Year award is on its way to the Philipino ghetto right now. I do however, feel that I can relate to your state of mind. Some people think too deeply sometimes and inevitably end up rushing into disasterous relationships like yours because they think the only other option is to carry on living a fruitless exitstence.
Do whatever you want man. Just be aware that you will end up miserable again. The difference this time is that you will now have one direct dependant (until you have a kid) and an additional family to support.
Errrr, how about getting a job? Stupid thought I know.
That's what they like to think. They haven't quite realised yet how far the very thought is from any reality on whatever planet the Scamp has ever inhabited this is.Quote:
Originally Posted by burdon
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Scampy vs. the MIL: Clash of the Titans, who is made of softer stone? There's a film for ya.
I don't agree. Scamp has already shown himself susceptable to emotional blackmail. Therefore I am certain that when her father is mysteriously taken down by illness and needs hospital treatment or the brother needs help with a debt, Scamp will un-happily oblige and dig into his family's coffers to help out.
G.C.A would be so proud.
^
You'd be surprised how fast he would find a reason, in his own tortured mind sort of way, to disengage Sandra and get on his way to greener pastures for new adventures, which will happen anyway, coincidentally at the time his visa will run out, I bet.
^ (let me try one of these little cheeky ^'s)
I actually agree. There is no way that Scamp will actually go through this rigmarole forever. He may get to the altar. He may say the vows. He may move in with her. He may even knock her up and stick around a year or two.
But I think stroller's option is far more likely. Scamp will simply diddley-do-one. Oh yes, he will justify this, and I would say that this is actually the correct thing to do.
You almost have to feel sorry for his fiance, but not really. Boo-hoo, another Asian chick gets ditched by her Western prince.
Two people's dreams from different cultures converging to be shattered at the shores of reality
Edited by Jacob Burdon at 00:03Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
The dreams of two people from two different cultures that converge, only to be shattered on the rocky shores of reality.
Nice turn of phrase though.
^fcuk me.you're really good.:rolleyes:
^ Just doing my job buddy. Just doing my job.
I did aspire to be a mod, but after 4 years over there, I think I might of missed my window. It seems that Stroll is still a troll. :talktohanQuote:
Originally Posted by stroller
Nice to see you here my German friend. :saythat:
I'm confused:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman
This thread is on for the glorious thousand mark easily.
Then TGS will sell it to some hollywood movie producer for a National Lampoons Script.
National Lampoons - Asian Vacation
4 years ? Didn't you get boredQuote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman
Blake, we had a discussion once about your own maritial circumstances after I enquired about finding a soulmate and all that jazz - your advice was, just find somebody who doesn't piss you off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blake7
She does piss me off at times, but that could be my own problem, not hers, and I shouldn't take it out on her because she isn't my perfect ideal. As she has rightly stated, I should accept her for who she is as she does me.
I, (like you), don't want to lose my freedom - that's my selfish side, but it's not all about getting laid; I get more enjoyment from catching up with friends in Thailand than shagging about. Sandra is the first girl I've met who would be happy to devote her life to a child, even one that is not her own.
To take her back to HK and dump her back on Jaffe Road would be an awful thing to do. She told me time and time again back in HK that I could find somebody better and that she is happy to spend the rest of her life single but I took all that as merely self depreciation.
Take away the family a second, and I COULD quite happily continue with her, I like having somebody there for me and sometimes I like to surprise her by tidying her room or making her a CD, this stuff makes me feel good.
Her needs are as simple as mine are complicated... If I married her I would be expected to take care of her and any children we have, not the family, this isn't Thailand.
Also, if I returned her to HK then I have made her life worse, she probably wouldn't be able to return to the family home and whatever the outcome of this, I want her life to be better than it was before, I OWE HER THAT.
She's quite happy for me to have freedom as long as I am careful and she doesn't know about it. She has admitted she likes the idea of a half breed child as, like Thailand, they have a higher chance of sucess.
If this was in England and I had a girlfriend who looked like she does I would do anything to keep her, what with the choices on offer for a balding ex circus worker over there! Living in the UK would certainly improve our chances of sucess and I would appreciate her more but would I stay happy and content? I doubt it, so I would need to make enough money to take on editing jobs in other countries and THAT would suit me down to the ground:
Having a 'base' somewhere in a place where she would also be happy.
Working away sometimes and returning to the nest thus having my 'freedom to roam and socialise' AND being the family man. You Blake are one of a few people I know who have mastered this fortunate equilibrium and have the best of both worlds.
When I stop fretting, she's alright, we're alright - nothing special, we just get along and she leaves me alone when I'm on the net.
I don't think any ex girlfriend was more suitable for me, I don't think ANY woman is suitable for me because I only seem to be happy when I am living a lie or chasing some dream catch I fear I will lose.
The only thing I know for sure is that she is not pregnant - I also know that she may be my only chance of having a child someday and that I would be devastated if I reached the end of my life having never had one.