I was going to get in touch with 'Bowel Eliminator' when I was in Thailand last month, but i'd deleted his pm with his phone number in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Butterfly
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I was going to get in touch with 'Bowel Eliminator' when I was in Thailand last month, but i'd deleted his pm with his phone number in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Butterfly
Occasionally drops in to post his customary comments on them Muuuslims in the News section, or to have a pop at sTroller.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Butterfly
I did suggest it once. Wasn't received very well. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The GentlemanI did aspire to be a mod, but after 4 years over there, I think I might of missed my window....Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
Defenestration ? Bit difficult on the virtual world of internet forums. I suppose you could have paid someone to go to Phuket to do the job.Quote:
Originally Posted by RDNI did suggest it once. Wasn't received very well. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The GentlemanI did aspire to be a mod, but after 4 years over there, I think I might of missed my window....Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
So scampie, you done one yet?
Seems someone "had a word" with him concerning plastering his and others private life on the net.:o
^ Why? What is wrong with that?
I personally am a fan of the baroque peep-show that is Scampy's life.Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
yes. i want to see what the toilet is like at sandras place.
i suffered a squat down toilet for 4 years here in singapore. actually its fine until you get a good dose of food poisoning - when you dont have the strength to get up from your squatting position.
^ Surprisingly Slim, it's a western style shitter and even has a seat but no lid.
Permission is still pending as to the arse shot, it's a fantastic shot taken almost a week ago. She was getting dressed and I held the camera down by her arse and took it, unfortunately I was too close and the flash too bright.
Second attempt was perfect but for the fact she had her black undies on. I knelt on the floor in front of her as she was applying her makeup, and with my hand outstretched as far as it would go, I lowered my head so my face would be visible in between her legs and away I went. Snap, snap! Job done, so now I'm just waiting for her permission. She wants her hair straightened soon so when she asks for the cash in which to do so maybe I'll negotiate.
I went up north with Sandra and her brother a couple of days ago, took a day to get there it did. We stayed in a cheap, shitty resort and in the morning we frolicked in the sea and I tried to teach her to swim.
I have a couple of excellent 'paparazzi style' photos of this which would be befitting of a tablid newspaper if she we were people who anybody gave a shit about. Maybe I could post these in the meantime, they are blurred and everything.
Neither her or the brother in the room next door slept much due to fear of ghouls. There was a rustle outside which I insisted was a pangolin.
We came back yesterday, spent more time traveling than on holiday, though on the bright side I paid for all of us and it cost under 30 quid.
Of course, couldn't have a pic without your face in it.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Slimboy will be pleased that at least her mobile won't feature in it, but that will have to be verified first.
Proof innit!Quote:
Of course, couldn't have a pic without your face in it.
lots of respect for each other there it seems:rolleyes:
I bet the flush doesn't work, if there is one. Or the lid is missing and it doesn't work. :dev+ang:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Why is there a need for a lid anyway?
wot u talking abt willis? the phone will be in the pic, that fer sure!Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
The lid of the porcelain flush, in my experience they manage to break or lose it when they unsuccessfully attempt to repair or adjust the float - if they had it piped in to start with.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
So wives have something to complain about when you leave the lid up :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
^Exactly!Next bog that I buy will have the lid removed.I shall hang it on the wall in the lounge.:)
Those paparazzi swimming lesson shots.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/05/84.jpg
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/05/87.jpg
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2007/05/89.jpg
I figured these would add sufficient fuel to maintain MrSquirrels notion that I live in a fantasy world where she and I are stars of the Teak Door living in some voyeristic parallel.
who took them then?
Some local freelancer for the Manilla Bulletin, we have become local celebrities in San Fernando.
Aaaah such a happy story. When is the wedding?
Why no front shot showing her nip?
^ Singular?
Getting married is not more important than the choice of person you choose to marry.
I don't feel tis is love at all, she likes me enough providing everything is going her way, but I feel I am merely a tool to get married thus please her family and she has ignored constant advice to get us away from the family, even from a fellow Fillipina.
It's horrible and I'm leaving for the good of all.
well good for u to recognize that.
now lets see if u really do that.
I don't believe a fucking word of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Just sounds like you are trying to start a new saga to keep the masses enthralled with your sad existance.
Since you're leaving, can we see her tits anyway.
Good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
I have no hope as we arte still waiting for the other picture he promised us.
You're supposed to have ahoneymoon BEFORE you get disillusioned and want to run away, not after it...
yawn...come on Scampy
Close the thread Moderators. Permit yourselves a dose of momentary megalomania.
So the dog(s) can get a proper drink if stuck in the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
^:DVery good scampy!!
awesome - an arse and a hairy twat in the same picture.
well done scampy:1st:
That's just part of an arse.
She is pretty fucking flabby Scampy.
Could live off those thighs for a week if you ever crash in the Andes.