Saturday.....hungover...wife hates me...at least I still have my good looks, charm and charisma :england:
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Saturday.....hungover...wife hates me...at least I still have my good looks, charm and charisma :england:
Power cuts: home and office. On and off again all fucking morning.
How these people expect to build and maintain a high-speed rail network, when one mangy soi dog pissing up a telegraph pole can nix the whole shebang is beyond me.
[QUOTE=jamescollister;3042133]I must be living in the twight zone, heard some stupid ideas over the years, but today's idea takes the cake.
BIL and his wife live here sometimes, well most of the time, they have a new house in an estate in Krabi, but prefer the jungle.
Anyway, about 3 years ago they decide to build a house in the village, local witch doctor tells them, unlucky year for them to build, so BIL asks can he build a room/bedsit type attacked to our house.
Now our house looks a bit like a motel, large roofed open area with rooms coming off both sides, so say build what you want, which they do.
Now witch doctor throws some sticks or what ever, lucky time to build a new house, but old bedsit has to come down, bad luck may follow you across the road if you leave it standing.
These 2 are not village idiots, both Uni educated, both have new cars and unlimited money it would seem. but the shaman has spoken and for good luck the bedsit needs to be raised to the ground, including the concrete floor, nothing but the earth must remain.
All this must be done before any work starts on the new house, so as I write they are moving all the furniture out,
My wife thinks they are crazy, but she wants to use the space for other things and is happy to see it gone,[/QUOTE้D Demolition has begun and I will be killing someone soon, so far, ripped the wiring for half our house out, all runs out of the same meter box, through the same circuit breaker box, you can't just knock down a room and expect the wires to regrow.
Next the water, we have none, one pump supplies all, when you rip out, cut pipes water comes out, if as in the Thai way you bury them in concrete, not easy to stop.
Think I will be getting a motel for the night, wife thinks a good idea, until I said your brother will be paying and if they don't have the new house up fast, they can pay rent for living here, we are not a motel.
And to top it off that bit of junk motorbike won't start again, may start drinking early.
(Moaning for James)
[quote=jamescollister;3046448]Geesh mate cannot believe you sat idly by while part of your house was being demolished at the behest of a Sharman monk! Suspect a few thousand baht, a few boiled chickens, some incense and a half dozen chanting monks would have appeased the bad spirits?Quote:
Originally Posted by jamescollister
codeine and hair of the dog works best :)Quote:
Originally Posted by crepitas
But obviously no IbProfen and a glass of water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
Those fvcking plumbing kits you fit under the sink to drain water into the outlet pipe.
I have never assembled one that did not leak and yes I used white thread tape.
mods that abuse their power by erasing things they don't want on the forum to make themselves look good. Unappreciative people as well.
life.
Just took my wife for her first driving lesson, with myself as the instructor. Now I feel like this guy :
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Heh...that's Whiskers who dropped some dodgy catnip at a Grateful Dead concert and is wjblany's sig line on here! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
How about this ferking heat!
& not much rain this year either. and I've got a pen wat which sucks...Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
Red for repost of an original Boon Mee pic, which tagline is my current sig. You must read my signature. Did you know, even if you have ticked the box to display your sig along with your post, you need to have passed a threshold which is an x number of words in your post? No one knows exactly what that threshold is, hence my unnecessary word wasting here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
Someone go tell Luigi I PM'd his permission to repost his avatar here:
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After a few weeks in the wilderness its back to civilization tomorrow.
We have been staying in the buildings middle of the picture mother in laws place.
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If any one can find a bar or shop near by let me know for the next visit.:)
Our seven (yes, I know . . . ) aircons were serviced and acid washed yesterday . . . the oiks forgot to reattach one . . . which happens to be situated on the roof and services our bedroom.
Morons
What got deleted, Tigress?Quote:
Originally Posted by nevergiveup
A nice Chinese couple who stayed at my place last night stole the fecking towels!
Nice of you to let them get away with it
Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did I mention my maid?Quote:
Originally Posted by panama hat
Not seen any of those items referred to. Pics or it didn't happen, and I would still have difficulty believing a pissed up hamster wrangler like you, even with the pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by pompeysbroke
Shut up you moaning tie dyed bumpkin.
Only 7 A/C's?Quote:
Originally Posted by panama hat
Heh, bet Lantrith has more than that! :rofl:
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1 of seven...pisshats A.C.'s...
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Originally Posted by pompeysbroke
It is quite amazing what a decent education allows one in the future - and I do realise that it isn't your fault you weren't afforded one after the age of 13 . . . but then juvenile detention centres aren't known for their educationQuote:
Originally Posted by pompeysbroke
It's fun seeing him try to manage wordsQuote:
Originally Posted by chassamui
Maybe he has - if so - good for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boon Mee
You see, pompeysstroke, envy is the emotion of little people . . . like you