Just walked along the beach, Faliraki Rhodes - not a topless bird in sight. Ridiculous what the fuck is happening to Europe.
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Just walked along the beach, Faliraki Rhodes - not a topless bird in sight. Ridiculous what the fuck is happening to Europe.
So my lotus flower and I started the process of organizing our belongings to start the process of moving back to Thailand. As I was setting somethings aside she saw my Dewalt Sawzall.
She looks at me and says "Whats that?"
I said a "Sawzall"
She says "Will it work in Thailand, its not 220v"
I said "Yes, I have the generator"
She says "How often will you use it?"
I said "Not a lot but they are very handy to have".
She says "What does it do?"
I said "For many it cuts through hidden electrical wires in walls and blows breakers, it cuts up perfectly good things when you are mad and for the few Darwin's out there it lops off fingers and toes quite efficiently"
She said "Don't bring it"
I packed it anyway.
Foreigners/farang/laowai/gweilo who speak to you in Thai/Chinese/Cantonese.
Fuck off - your first language is English, my first language is English - thus speak fucking English to me.
I think I'm going to punch this one particular kunt if he speaks to me again in Chinese (yet fucking harps on to everybody about how's he's pure Mancunian - the kunt was born there, and raised in South Africa).
Alternatively, I'll speak the Language of Kuntfuckery to him.
If he's a Manc give him a spank. :england:
Fox sports. Do they fook everything up?
Yesterday evening. Review of the previous days play from Singapore with that fat little chinky coont in the ill-fitting grey suit (if I ever meet him, I'm going to twat him.)
Immediately after the review, you've guessed it...Highlights from the previous days play!
Waste of time watching as 'chinky fooker' had already told me everything.
Just to let you know...CTH and Fox sports schedules are non fookin' existant!
Stuupid Chinese guests who don't know whether they are coming or going.
Last night, they called me to be picked up from hotel A. I sent my driver to hotel A, but he couldn't find them after searching for 15 minutes. They called again 'now we wait at hotel A - where is your driver?'
I sent my guy again ==> no Chinese to be found.
They call yet again, now getting angry. So I get in my car and drive to hotel A and speak with the reception staff. They have seen no Chinese.
The chinkies call again and I tell them that I am standing in the reception of hotel A, and no way are they at hotel A.
There's a bit of silence and mumbling discussion in Chinese on my phone .
'Now we are at hotel B, why don't you pick us up?'
:rofl:
My boy at school again. Christian living class. Teacher is talking about charms, talismans, and the ignorance of the savages who wear/believe in such superstitions.
Teacher talks about how the savages thought talismans would protect them, appease the gods, and get them into heaven.
Teacher, "Quite strange, what the savages believed in olden days".
Son, "Really, Thank God I've got my crucifix!"
Waiting for the call.......................................
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Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
Christian living?
That's where you've gone astray, Davis.
^Not much choice here, mate. At least he didn't mention the flashing lights, bobble-head Jesus on the dashboard of the car....
Lol. Reminds me of this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ
^Good one. Kind of made me think of the plastic Jesus song from "Cool Hand Luke".
I seem to remember Midnight Cowboy encountering a preacher with a glowing, plastic Jesus. Been a few years since I saw that, though.
Like to moan about the story in the below link without starting a thread:
Shooting the foreign messengers won't kill the news - The Nation
The foreign ministry is now asking foreign journalists questions about their opinions on the monarchy and the military junta before their work permits will be renewed.
Guess what the right answers to those questions are ...
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
Another thing ... That thread about the dude humping the alligator still has me sick to my stomach. Should have handed out a red repo hit on the thread initiator!
^It was a phony story if that makes you feel any better.
^ Oddly enough it does. Thank Buddha.
WTF!! My Chinky guests checked out this morning and my cleaning lady reported that in each of the 3 rooms that they stayed in, they had stolen the same thing.
What did they steal this time?
Towels? Nope
TV remotes? Nope
Ceiling fan/air-con? Nope
They stole the fcuking half-used 'loo-bloo' blocks that are in the toilet water tank to keep the loo water looking/smelling nice!!!
Weird, totally, totally weird.....
You obviously haven't read the news that 'loo-bloo' blocks are a rare commodity in China
Mixed with crushed rhino tusks it makes for a powerful aphrodisiac.Quote:
Originally Posted by panama hat
You are giving me a new business idea... what is your royalty rate?Quote:
Mixed with crushed rhino tusks it makes for a powerful aphrodisiac.
They are Class A whiners. Will never take responsibility for their fuck ups. Why do you bother taking them in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Simon43
If I had a hotel/guesthouse they would not be sleeping in my beds. Or boiling pot noodles in the room's kettle. Or hanging their laundry for all to see. Or nicking anything not bolted to the floor, etc etc.
Worst guests possible, besides the Ruskies.
Most of them are OK.Quote:
Why do you bother taking them in?
But thanks to the wonderful marketing policy of the Thai Tourist Authority, if I didn't take them in as guests, then I would not have a viable B&B business.
Every day, businesses in Phuket are going bust due to the lack of Western customers. I saw this problem coming last year and positioned/marketed my business as 'Chinese-friendly'. Now I am fully-booked every night because past guests have recommended my place to other Chinese.
Would I rather have a crowd of long-legged, tanned Swedish teenage girls in the shortest of denim shorts (calm down Simon!) staying here? For sure I would.
But that ain't going to happen, and I have to make do with a bunch of flat-faced Chinese instead.
It's more the flat-chested and flat-bottomed female ones that are disappointing.
Injected, ingested, snorted or infused?Quote:
Originally Posted by StorekeeperMixed with crushed rhino tusks it makes for a powerful aphrodisiac.Quote:
Originally Posted by panama hat