Lottery bastard.
My number 035,one of the winning numbers 038.
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Lottery bastard.
My number 035,one of the winning numbers 038.
Bangkok traffic. Jeezus. 6 hours of traveling time (there and back) for a 15 minute appointment. I live on the bloody outskirts of Bangkok, not Chiang Mai!!!
Rule number one live near to the BTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
Rule Number 2 live near the expressway.Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toeyRule number one live near to the BTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
Timing is important in BKK. There are a few windows but apart from the obvious rush hours one must avoid school pick up hour.
My daily moan?
YouTube how do do things quickly and the videos are 7,8,9 minutes long.
I don't watch them but...If the idea is quick then make the video quick.
^ Yeah, some people really ramble on. Best to skip through at first to assess it.
My daily moan : I'm so sick of this ever more crowded city and sitting at traffic lights...not to mention the sheeple drivers.
Correct rule 2 we live near expressway.Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNealRule Number 2 live near the expressway.Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toeyRule number one live near to the BTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
Timing is important in BKK. There are a few windows but apart from the obvious rush hours one must avoid school pick up hour.
Whats rule number 3?
Triple glazing?:)
Rule number 3 never sober up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Two tickets Nos. 68 and 87 winning No. 86. Bastard:sorry1:Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Phrakhanong?Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Soi 62?
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNealPhrakhanong?Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Soi 62?
But can get onto 2 toll roads in a few minutes.
Sirat toll road and Chonburi toll road BTS is 5 minutes away cost 7 baht in a van .
Can get to Swampy in 20 minutes any time of the day unless accident somewhere nearby.
It is Novemebr the 5th.
General Happy has said they can no longer sell fireworks :-(
Remember remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, something, and smoke.
Can't remember.
Treason?
The Fifth of November - English Folk VerseQuote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
Cheers :)
Sitting having a beer with another farang and there's a road accident in front of us. 2 motorcycles collided in the center of the road. About 6 people were lying in the road, including kids, screaming and crying. I rushed over to lift the motorcycles as they had pinned the passengers legs underneath.
The guy I was drinking with got up at the same time as me and I thought he was going to assist as well. No, the ignorant cnut only got up to record the accident scene on his fcuking phone. What a fcuking :tosser1:
To be fair, his record has the potential of backing up your version of events should some numbskull think that because there's a farang on the scene, it must be his fault.
^ The thing is that a farang witnesses to an accident is the last person a policeman will want a statement from. I witnessed a similar accident a year or so ago while sitting at the same bar. I was the only person who was prepared to help this poor guy who was badly injured after a car hit him. The audience were only interested in filming this poor guy on the ground. It took the police 30 minutes to arrive. The station was 100m away. I was never interviewed.
^ Crazy country.
I wish Teak Door had a "go back to main list" type link at the bottom of each thread. They've got "next thread" and "previous thread", so why not also "main list"? Next or previous is a sort of a lucky dip and one wouldn't want to inadvertently go to a thread one has been trying to avoid, also one does not want to scroll to the top of the page (all that way!) to go back to peruse what's new in the last two minutes.
^ There is a "New posts" link to click on at the bottom of the page. (RHS)
^ Ta, but that takes me to all new posts throughout the entire forum.
What I wish is to be taken back to eg, in this case, Famous Threads. Currently my only options are the next or the previous, or scrolling up to the top to click the Banal Banter>The Lounge>Famous Threads directory.
Scrolling up is such a bore.
Which main list do you want?
Go to the browser page URL at the top of your screen and select all the text after "teakdoor.com/". Delete it and type in forum.php to end up with
teakdoor.com/forum.php Then hit enter.
Don't want forum home then practise a bit until you get what you want.
Dont listen to Neal.
He still hasnt worked out how to get the forum back to its default blue colour:)