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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Just booked a ticket National Express Brighton East Sussex to London Heathrow for the grand sum of £5 reckon that's about 210 baht.
    Blimey that's to bloody cheap i offered to pay more but no can do.
    Seated on the roof rack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Just booked a ticket National Express Brighton East Sussex to London Heathrow for the grand sum of £5 reckon that's about 210 baht.
    Blimey that's to bloody cheap i offered to pay more but no can do.

    you really have no idea, do you?



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    ^I used them a while back brand new coach but had to be taken out of service at Gatwick safety issue,a small crack in the windscreen.
    Meanwhile back in Thailand the coach from Bangsean to Bangkok windscreen held together with sellotape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    ^I used them a while back brand new coach but had to be taken out of service at Gatwick safety issue,a small crack in the windscreen.
    Meanwhile back in Thailand the coach from Bangsean to Bangkok windscreen held together with sellotape.
    when there are big rust holes in the floor where you are standing is when you have to worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Just booked a ticket National Express Brighton East Sussex to London Heathrow for the grand sum of £5 reckon that's about 210 baht.
    Blimey that's to bloody cheap i offered to pay more but no can do.
    Last time I got a train in the UK I was going from Paddingtom to Birmingham to watch the cricket. Got to the station and she asked, fast or slow train. Fast train was 140 pounds! Slow train was 40, stopping at every fucking whistlestop...

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    The new traffic lights at the crocodile farm crossroads that after staying red for ages give you a whole fifteen seconds on green.

    Bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    The new traffic lights at the crocodile farm crossroads that after staying red for ages give you a whole fifteen seconds on green.

    Bastards!
    Paint the red light green things will be back to normal then.

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    The small bars of soap in hotel rooms.

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    Tree stumps that trip my Vespa over whilst I'm riding it.

    Bastards!

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    Tree stumps that when removed have nowhere to go? I've got two huge piles of them. Anyone want them?

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    ^ take them up to Chiang Mai/Chiang Rai and burn them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    The new traffic lights at the crocodile farm crossroads that after staying red for ages give you a whole fifteen seconds on green.

    Bastards!

    you should use the other road, that'll fool them

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    Tree stumps that when removed have nowhere to go? I've got two huge piles of them. Anyone want them?

    what sort of wood?

    they sell them in garden centres, cleaned up a bit they make nice garden decorations

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    Tree stumps that when removed have nowhere to go? I've got two huge piles of them. Anyone want them?

    what sort of wood?

    they sell them in garden centres, cleaned up a bit they make nice garden decorations
    If they're old and knarled, find some way to saw a flat area then sandpaper and varnish for an interesting coffee table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    take them up to Chiang Mai/Chiang Rai and burn them?
    That's where they are now. Too green yet to burn. Tried pouring diesel on them, but it only burned long enough to exhaust the diesel. I'm going to wait a few months it seems for it to get really dry and then try to burn it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    what sort of wood?
    Everything from Teak to Bamboo clusters. I cut the stuff down several months ao and then last week took the backhoe in and removed the stumps and bamboo clusters. Stumps unfortunately are full of soil stuck to the root systems.

    Nice looking stuff some of it, but nobody in this area wants it. Neither do I.

    Cut the hillside flat across over two rai and pushed the removed soil in to fill the lower section of the property. Plan to commence the house build in 6 months hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    If they're old and knarled, find some way to saw a flat area then sandpaper and varnish for an interesting coffee table. Koojo is online now Add to Koojo's Reputation Report Post
    to friggin heavy for that Koojo. I've got a hundred stumps that match that description however. Want 50 or so? Send the Chinese to my place they can have them for free.

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    Summer heat.

    Bastard!

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    Who cares!

    Bastard!

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    Dumb cnuts. [again]

    The usual...

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    Me deciding to replace all my skirting boards and now looking at the whole house sans boards....

    Bastard!

    PS anyone know a good chippy in the Pattaya area cos doing the miters going up the stairs looks like a bit of a bastard to me now.

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    people who moan about anything slightly different to normal

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    Car drivers who stop in the road and toot the horn at pigeons standing on the tarmac,and I am stuck behind them yelling"Ride them over"

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    Still in Blighty decided to stick me 12call sim in the spare phone,top up ready for use.
    Within 20 minutes 6 sms from AIS and 2 missed calls,make that 3 not used the sim for 4 months who is trying to contact me because their not listed in my contacts.
    When ever i get a new AIS sim i always get lots of people call me even though Gert is the only person with my new number,bloody AIS.

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    Waiting in a huge fuck off great queue to get on the ferry to come home from Koh fukking Chang yesterday in a bastard great 4 km tailback, after about an hourb and in sight of the ferry some wanking fucking dickhead kuntz decided to try to make the mountain road into 3 lanes. Now the ferry's couldn't unload the cars cos the fukkin road was fukkin well blocked!!!

    3 BIB sat and watched but, as my wife pointed out, as it was raining they don't have to work!

    It took 7 fukikin hours to get back to Pattaya!!!!!!!

    Bastards!

    P fukkin S, and it rained the whole 3 days we were there!

    Bastard!
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    wankers who refuse to indicate before turning. how fucking hard is it? these kooks should be beaten with a coconut

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