My girlfriend is a prostitute and I don't care

[lom]

Why isn't this thread in the trolling section ?

[slimboyfat]

Why isn't this thread in the trolling section ?

because this isnt thaivisa, so we can just take it as a real story or just entertainment. or both

[Marmite the Dog]

^ You tell 'im, Fatty!

[slimboyfat]

^ You tell 'im, Fatty!

i was going ask you not to call me Fatty, but the state of my gut is indeed shameful. I really have to do something about it.

[stroller]

Anyway, could that be why I attracted to 'dangerous' women who have good hearts deep down and offer me the challenge to win it?

I think they simply find you amusing, for a while.
It's not about "why", anyway, it's about you recreating the situation you were in with your mother, subconsciously setting yourself up to lose her again. Or something like this. Reflecting on this alone won't change anything, individual therapy might, if you wanted to break out of the cycle.

[shehiredahitman]

subconsciously setting yourself up to lose her again

This is spot on.

You desire your own destruction, Scamp, but don't possess the necessary moral-fibre to support a full-blown deathwish, so engineer ways in which it will happen to you all by itself.

I believe therapy - while not a waste of time - is incomparable to a real friend who truly gives a monkeys about you as an actual person as opposed to being a customer. Understanding your problems doesn't make them go away. Knowing somebody else gives a toss about makes them easier to live with until they go away & all problems go away in the end.

The catch is you'll have a completely different set of problems to contend with by the time you've sorted these ones out. It's a constant fucking merry-go-round of grief but sometimes you get off, it's good, then you get back on again. Full circle fifty times & gone nowhere.

Someone said somewhere -& I like this a lot : Don't cry because it's over - smile because it happened.

I was fostered & all that. Never worked out wherever I went. Kicked out the care home at 16 with a bedsit in Miles Platting & £150 to build a life with - you know how it works. Sent the £150 on a party first night & never achieved more in life than an average wage or an average home or anything others aspire to, no matter how hard I tried, since that. You're not on your own mate. At the end of the day you don't choose who you're going to settle with. You settle for the person who settles for you.

[ChiangMai noon]

I always believed that when people seek out bad people as partners

My wife must absolutely despise herself then...
poor thing.

[Little Chuchok]

Do you want anybody to disagree?

[Little Chuchok]

My personal feelings are if Skamp likes the girl..and from his posts she seems quite smart etc,then go for it.Don't over analyse etc.If it fucks up it fucks up.Just one of lifes little learning curves.

[kingwilly]

My personal feelings are if Skamp likes the girl..and from his posts she seems quite smart etc,then go for it.Don't over analyse etc.If it fucks up it fucks up.Just one of lifes little learning curves.

yeah right on move aside dr andy this man has got it!

[ChiangMai noon]

I personally feel that every poster should have the courage to blurt out their life and lady problems on the forum as often as possible.

[Marmite the Dog]

I personally feel that every poster should have the courage to blurt out their life and lady problems on the forum as often as possible.

I'll pass...

[shehiredahitman]

Fucked if I know.

[stroller]

...but find it very irritating when the advice is not taken or the compliments not absorbed

Well, that goes for the many members of various forums who responded to your whining as well, doesn't it?

[shehiredahitman]

Laughter is the best medicine.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Well I've had a banana and I'm on the green tea.

Let's steer this thread toward curing depression, who knows, we may save somebody's life in Pattaya... It's not like it's an uncommon condition among farangs... If I can't get my own shit together I want to help others get theirs together.

[flash]

Well I've had a banana and I'm on the green tea.

Let's steer this thread toward curing depression, who knows, we may save somebody's life in Pattaya... It's not like it's an uncommon condition among farangs... If I can't get my own shit together I want to help others get theirs together.

Before you can find a cure you have to find the problem, worry more about yourself than saving somebody's life in Pattaya.

A good start would be to get out of the "fun"fair that you despise, but that give's you something to complain about.

[shehiredahitman]

Tom Cruise seems pretty chuffed with himself. Let's all start studying Scientology. WARNING - it does require every penny you will ever earn in your lifetime.

[stroller]

A good start would be to get out of the "fun"fair that you despise, but that give's you something to complain about.

At least he's earning some money from it. Looking forward to that round of beer.
As for something to complain about, do you think there's a shortage with or without the job?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

A good start would be to get out of the "fun"fair that you despise, but that give's you something to complain about.

At least he's earning some money from it. Looking forward to that round of beer.
As for something to complain about, do you think there's a shortage with or without the job?

You cynical old kraut.

[stroller]

I look innocent and helpless - especially in that silly hat.

Still know how to get your leg over for free, though.
Maybe not so "innocent and helpless", eh?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I look innocent and helpless - especially in that silly hat.

Still know how to get your leg over for free, though.
Maybe not so "innocent and helpless", eh?

Actually it was 400 HKD both times and she was like a bag of spuds.

I have since spent roughly 100 HKD per day for the past month on phone calls and sms's.

She will be here soon so hopefully I will get some return on my investment, I've got three days off and she's hot to trot now she knows me better.

[dirtydog]

Looking at your picture you should thank some God of some sort each time you get you leg over

[shehiredahitman]

Looking at your picture you should thank some God of some sort each time you get you leg over

That was fucking funny

[stroller]

discovered me in a pram outside a pub one December afternoon while she was inside, shitfaced, dancing on a table.

Well, you're not inside that pram anymore, and the hoes dancing on the table aren't your mom.
Actually, I wonder if this is some late sort of revenge, messing up the hookers and "conquering their hearts"?
They certainly have a handful with a little boy like yourself they didn't bank on to start with.