Thread: BD dream getting there

^ I knew I'd seen that water tower in the background somewhere before:



Ya reckon he killed that too? Looks capable of it I reckon.

Ah a bit of "Jihad" before breakfast is good for the constitution I find.

Roobarb is nearly right the water tower is actually a cunningly disguised weapon of average destruction. But I need the top to be pointy before its ready for deployment.

Originally Posted by saltoop

Every financial worry you want to banish and financial dream you want to achieve comes from taking tiny steps today that put you on a path toward your goals.
Suze Orman

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Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Originally Posted by saltoop

Every financial worry you want to banish and financial dream you want to achieve comes from taking tiny steps today that put you on a path toward your goals.
Suze Orman

????

Not surprised that you are confused. A good Jihadist is only concerned with the establishment of a Caliphate and converting or killing off the infidels.

Those pigs are going to be a problem when the Imams come to visit though.....you may want to switch to goats before you get nailed with blasphemy or something...

........and be ruthless BD .

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

I have some latex glue somewhere Im sure I can make the pigs look like goats.

Careful BD, Betty's been almost completely absent from the forum for the last two weeks or so.

This is just the sort of thing that'll get him back again.

^
Crickey in that case I meant Llama's not goats.

Herr Vasp

Ruthless it is.



Allah Akbar

You cut up " Babe " !!!

He's gonna need a very good vet now .


Of course what you need to pass the Thai health Regulations is to have a Somchai with flipflops cutting up dear Babe .




Wasp

"Thai Health Regulations"


Somchai was only tasked with cutting it into four, Mrs BD then went to work butchering the beast into various bits of pork.

Worryingly she seemed to revel in this tak.

She is also excited about getting up at 3am to repeat the process ready for the morning market.
This lot we sold from the back of our pickup, with me hanging out the window shouting Moo Khap.

It sounds a lot more fun than being tied to a restaurant ......... hanging out the window shouting " Moo Khap ".

Did you honestly think - when you were 6 years old - that when you were 72 you would be hanging out of a pickup's window driving around shouting " Moo Khap " ?


Did it sell quickly ?

Did you make a profit ?




Wasp

Dear Wasp

Never in my strangest dreams did I think I would be hanging out of a pickup window shouting "Moo Khap". Not quite 72 another 21 years to go.

Been busy had a few 2.30am starts. Still selling stuff like mince and turning skin into scratchings. When thats all sold we will be in profit.
Won't be rich but it's a living.
Plus we both enjoy doing this it keeps me occupied, and I still have pig manure 30 Baht a bag to sell.

Got some more pics to put on but my Internet has been crap just lately.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Been busy had a few 2.30am starts. Still selling stuff like mince and turning skin into scratchings

You never mentioned being severely masochistic before. Maybe you should see someone about these weird tendencies... they have lots of new and improved treatments you know....I mean they don't just chain you to a wall these days.......

Originally Posted by koman

you may want to switch to goats

You bastard, Koman!!! Don't think I don't know who that was aimed at; still jealous over my car port success (the FiL has now put up a 'fence' of sorts - if I post pics of that you'll blow your load)...

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

hanging out of a pickup window shouting "Moo Khap"

...

BD: Are you doing the reproduction of small pigs by yourself, or have you outsourced the job?


6kon

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

still jealous over my car port success

Yes, still in awe, but I'll get over it in time....

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

(the FiL has now put up a 'fence' of sorts - if I post pics of that you'll blow your load)...

You owe this board photos of that fence....I don't mind having my load blown from time to time....

Dear Koman
I don't trust new fangled treatments I am very much a traditionalists. Being chained to a wall is far more reassuring, especially with an orange stuck in my mouth.

6kon
We won't be ready to breed for a while yet we buy the piglets from a breeder we trust. Depending on the size they cost between B1400 to B1800. Food costs to butchering size is B3026 if you just use pellet food and the feeding regime as recommended by the manufacturer.

Dearest Betty
I also look forward to having my load blown.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Sadly when the restaurant was open we never managed to install the chicken floor cleaners, but we have made amends with the pig farm.



The chicken coop under construction.



Chief of security Mog our adopted dog, he came with one of the house builders and stayed.



Mog's helpers

BD has really really REALLY gone local! (gone loco??? )...

What a change in the man!

Dear Wasp and betty
I have no defence and plead guilty as charged.
I await your sentence.

That dog's not ugly.

But this dog is ugly.... :

Originally Posted by patsycat

That dog's not ugly.

True.

Originally Posted by 6kon

But this dog is ugly.... :

Oh my gawd! True.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Dear Wasp and betty
I have no defence and plead guilty as charged.
I await your sentence.

SENTENCE :

You must copy Betty's bamboo and mesh fence immediately in order to reinforce the loso look .



Wasp