Thread: BD dream getting there

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Roobard are Woman aloud ?

I reckon so. These are after all enlightened times we now live in BD.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Mmm They would have to dress modestly of course, after all it is a place of worship.

Absolutely right, especially given your recent revelation that you have a pair of MILs.

2 MILs. Oh to be so blessed BD. I can see why you feel the need to set up a shrine...

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

I had no idea about ^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^ so I apologise for my ignorance Marmite.

Sheeeet! I had to go back to the previous page for that one!

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See I got it right

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

MiL for as you see I have 2 of them.

You could put some of those nibbling feet fish in your pool, and open a spa.

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I don't think the location would attract many customers, around here they would be more likely to nibble the fish.

Originally Posted by patsycat

You could put some of those nibbling feet fish in your pool, and open a spa.

Great idea if all you want to do is put your feet in there, but what about if you want to sit down in the pool to cool off??

Could be nasty.

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A worrying thought but Betty suggested using chlorine to sort out mossies. I in an eco warrior sort of way couldn't condone using such a substance. It wouldn't be good for the fish. I am considering a daily libation of Lao Khao, it is an environmentally friendly liquid and the fish would be in such a stupor that attacks on any exposed genitalia would be minimised.

Originally Posted by gusG

Originally Posted by patsycat

You could put some of those nibbling feet fish in your pool, and open a spa.

Great idea if all you want to do is put your feet in there, but what about if you want to sit down in the pool to cool off??

Could be nasty.

They only nibble dead skin!?

^ No problem Nigel

Now we have just about finished digging up the floor and I have just got back from the tile place so hopefully the tiling will start tomorrow.

It has been interesting and funny reading about Betty's ( FiL's ) pick up truck, so I thought I would show you what I got the FiL.





Yes I know its pink but he thinks it very auspicious and it goes with his pink wooly hat. 2500 Baht I think I got off luckier than Betty

^gotta say, I like that. Have you noticed how phallic the seat looks? Was this a significant part of the buying opposition?

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The phallic seat did indeed play a significant part in choosing this particular bicycle. The FiL is in his 80s and when riding it, he is reminded of his long gone youth. In fact the seat is angled upwards from the front and I did suggest altering it to a more horizontal position but he was having none of it. I like it up he said.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

I like it up he said.

Up? up what? What do you mean? He does likes it up 'em?

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Don't panic don't panic he was merely referring to his preferred seating position.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Are Woman allowed ? Mmm They would have to dress modestly of course, after all it is a place of worship. Im glad my pipe made you chuckle although I was rather dismayed when my Wife informed me it was too small !!!! As for bringing your own beer !!! perish the thought, I would be a terrible host to expect such a thing. Merely advise me to your preferred beverage and I will accommodate.

Thank you for allowing women, BD (and roobarb for agreeing in these enlightened times). With all due respect, I will wear a shirt which has sleeves (shoulders covered), and trousers covering the knees (not shorts). I will be in proper attire for a visit to Wat BD. Re: beverage, a diet Chang or Singha will do. Congratulations on having two MiL.

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I am happy with your self imposed dress code and choice of beverage, however congratulations on having 2 MiLs ? unless that means ?!?! oh sorry I cannot see any possible advantage

Now terrible news

My dead turtle driveway scheme is not going well.
Firstly the supply of already dead ones was dwindling fast so I tried breeding my own. Unfortunately I couldn't bring it on my self to despatch the live ones to an eternity as hardcore. The downside to this is they wont stay in there allotted positions, this one is meant to be by the gate but I found this one 20meters away from its designated position. 20meters !!! what am I to do.

Put it in the spa.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

The downside to this is they wont stay in there allotted positions, this one is meant to be by the gate but I found this one 20meters away from its designated position. 20meters !!! what am I to do.

BD, I think you have an enormous problem here. Count your turtles carefully because if any are missing then, well, it may be too late:

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Young Timmy Turtle managed to escape the clutches of the evil Bankao Dreamer. He was determined to expose the full horrors of what was being planned for all turtlekind:



He sped down to Bangkok and there, after many days of searching, he found the team he was looking for:



Appalled at what this could mean if the despotic Bankao Dreamer wasn't stopped, the turtles prepared themselves for action:



... knowing that they had no time to waste they rushed up to Isaan, preparing themselves to for battle with the arch villain:



Disguised behind a small streetside restaurant, they eventually uncovered the headquarters of the Bankao Dreamer empire:







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Just keep a close eye on your turtles BD, if you see any like the ones below then tread carefully (especially if they form a part of your drive):

Sorry to hear of your driveway paving difficulties BD. I had a feeling the turtle approach might give you a few problems. If you're stuck, maybe I can let you have a score or two of dogs. We seem to have an abundant supply around here....and they don't move around nearly as much as those turtles you are using....

Thanks Koman a lorry load should do I shall send the village tuktuk lorry it should reach you about 5pm 2016.

Roob priceless absolutely priceless I can hardly type for laughing.

Roob, absolutely Brilliant! Love the babies. Make you feel sorry for the turtles. Love the pool idea, maybe make it a bit deeper???

Tiling underneath the house is going well and should be done in a couple days, I will photo this when complete.

The recently poured CPAC on the Thingy.



Another build only slightly smaller.

Max's Issan kennel



Roobarb will be pleased to hear the turtles have been released from there driveway duties and now reside in our big pond. They seem happier with this arrangement.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Roobarb will be pleased to hear the turtles have been released from there driveway duties and now reside in our big pond. They seem happier with this arrangement.

Sensible man BD, you can't be too careful...