I'm not an iTard!! (iOS 5)

**The Fresh Prince** · 12-10-2011, 11:53 PM

I'm not an iTard by any means. In fact I know F'all about computers as you can tell by my many threads asking questions about how to use them.

I'm the same as most of you guys. I wake up in the morning when my iphone tells me to. I enjoy my breakfast whilst reading the news on my iPad and then before I go to work I look out side and check the iClouds to make sure the weather is ok. Then I go to work in my iMobile and iChat with my ifriends whilst doing my iWork before going home to my iWife.

I try my hardest to stay away from Apple products as much as possible, as we all do.

But the new iOS5 software that should be available for iPhone and iPad in about 6mins looks bloody cool.

Sorry about the crappy iStyle vid, They always do that.

**Gerbil** · 13-10-2011, 12:27 AM

Bollocks to that. Need to wait for the jailbreaked version otherwise I'll actually have to *buy* my Apps.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-10-2011, 12:27 AM

Pikey!

**Gerbil** · 13-10-2011, 12:42 AM

^^ Actually bollocks to the whole thing. Just because Jobs dressed like a circumcised knob, does it mean that all Apple presenters have to dress like total fucking wankers?

Why cant Apple grasp that there is a difference between being 'stylish' and being a 'total fucking arse bandit'? That goes for them and all their products.

I keep my iPad in an 'Otterbox' so it looks far less gay and more manly, while still being functional.

Same goes for the iPod touch.

My phone I dont have to bother about as I generally use the cheapest piece of shit on the market because it usually has a lifespan of about 3 days before I lose it in a bar.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-10-2011, 08:24 AM

Here ya go.

iOS 5 Can Be Jailbroken with RedSn0w and Sn0wBreeze

**Butterfly** · 13-10-2011, 08:32 AM

more "cosmetic" change to mask the lack of real technology

it's like lights to bugs, it only attracts them into deadly trap

**Sailing into trouble** · 13-10-2011, 09:09 AM

This anti apple things amusing! I use it because it works great day in day out. I used to great car mechanic, when I drove my old mini and then chevy and fords in Canada. Now I just drive my Toyota!

Someone comes along with something that works better for me and I will buy that. Keep saying this but what the hell!

**Cujo** · 13-10-2011, 09:25 AM

All that in the OP I do on my now quite ancient by mobile phone standards Nokia E71.
Sorry to tell the itards but the Iphone isn't all that great.

**harrybarracuda** · 14-10-2011, 02:44 PM

Fucking hell, if you could see these two retarded c**ts on Sky who were the first to get them in Oxford street after 160 hours of queueing, you'd laugh your socks off.

Quite obviously they have no problems queuing for 160 hours because it's fairly fucking certain they don't have girlfriends (or a life for that matter)!

**Sailing into trouble** · 15-10-2011, 04:05 PM

RElax boys. The Apple menace will pass in a year or 10 or 50 and you will be able to dig your heads out of the sand and proclaim to all that care that you resisted the dark menace.

It is good kit! I use a $20 phone on a use as you go basis Ive spent $75 this past year. If I was rich I'd get one again. Just have to make do with mi free ipad and mac book that keep working and working and working and........ sorry that's a battery advert.

**misskit** · 15-10-2011, 04:26 PM

I luv my iPad2. Makes my laptop look like a dinosaur.

If only it had Flash Player.

**harrybarracuda** · 15-10-2011, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by misskit

I luv my iPad2.

Yes, but you're a girlie, so it's allowed.

**The Fresh Prince** · 15-10-2011, 09:42 PM

Stop being such an i'ophobe!

**Mr Lick** · 15-10-2011, 11:30 PM

I feel quite the neandertal being merely the proud owner of a £20 mobile phone and steam driven laptop.

However, I did purchase a wristwatch last year which at the time (pun intended) i did consider quite unnecessary as the sun usually keeps me in touch with the movement of the earth but nevertheless it did make me feel remarkably trendy and no longer an outcast in the nursing home where i reside.

Anyway, what's with all this i-stuff? If it's an Apple product. Shouldn't it be 'A' Pad or 'A' Pod etc:? or were they all manufactured by that guy in the film, i Robot, you know the one who copped it early. Don't think his name was Jobs though.

Seems i'm getting a wee bit confused with it all so think i'll have a nice cup of cocoa and a nap, cheerio all you i-llustrious i-ndividuals

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