Thread: Harmful wireless mouses (possibly)

I once bought a dildo for my girlfriend with LED lights and a remote control. It was called the ELO (Electric Light Orgasmatron).

After about 6,000 hours on it, her pussy fell off. Then the damn thing broke. We took it back to Arnie's Adult Bookshop (the dildo, not the pussy) and Arnie refused a refund saying the warranty is only good for reasonable wear and tear and my girlfriend abused it. He also asked if we ever stuck it in her ass. She immediately jumped out of her seat and said, "Hell NO!" But just then then I fucked up and winked/smiled at Arnie suggesting my girlfriend might be telling a little porkie. He said it wasn't one of them back door jobs and the warranty was VOID.

So there we stood. The broken-down Orgasmatron and my girlfriend's pussy wrapped in Kleenex in her purse. She started bawling and sobbing and I told her we'll find a new one. Arnie tried to sell us another -- King Kong Dong or something like that ... but we passed.

Be careful of some of those products out there. It's all fun and games until someone loses a pussy.