How to fuck up your computer

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 01:58 PM

Easy really. Just download a copy of Evidence Eliminator and run it.

Thought I'd give my PC a spring clear, nothing better to do. You know, clear all the rubbish out of the registry, tidy things up, get rid of some unwanted shite and generally leave myself with a nice, clean, lean machine.

Ran the program and rebooted. Nothing. Black screen, blinking cursor, not accepting any input from the keyboard or mouse. Spent Friday trying to start my PC using a bootable rescue disk, it told me I didn't have any hard drives. Reinstalled XP yesterday, and today I'm going to be finding and reinstalling all my favourite programs 'cos none of the old ones would run.

People like me shouldn't be let near computers, really.

**CharleyFarley** · 04-05-2008, 02:24 PM

Overloaded with porn eh

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 02:37 PM

Not any more.

Can anyone post their web favourites here? I've lost all those too.

**NickA** · 04-05-2008, 03:00 PM

in future use foxmarks to store your favourites (if you use firefox that is)... it means you can take your favourites to any computer with FF on and if you have to reinstall you have still got them

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 03:03 PM

Thank you.

Now, where did I park my time machine?

**Norton** · 04-05-2008, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Reinstalled XP yesterday

Did you get all the upgrades installed. Service packs??

A few downloads you may want.

Firefox web browser | Faster, more secure, & customizable

|MG| Lexun RegScrubXP 3.25

The home of Spybot-S&D!

iTunes - Free software downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com

**Thetyim** · 04-05-2008, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Can anyone post their web favourites here? I've lost all those too.

IDOLJAPAN.urlg - urlgalleries.net

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 03:19 PM

Thank you, Norton, good start.

**ChiangMai noon** · 04-05-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

ust download a copy of Evidence Eliminator and run it.

oh, the irony.

Can anyone post their web favourites here? I've lost all those too.

empornium.us

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 03:20 PM

You too, Thetty.

**ChiangMai noon** · 04-05-2008, 03:22 PM

CCleaner - Download

**Butterfly** · 04-05-2008, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Eliminator

that should have given you a clue, right there !!!

Next time ask the experts before doing anything,

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 03:44 PM

Got myself some new virus software and a new firewall - I've gone for Avast and Comodo. Got Firefox and Thunderbird, CCleaner and TuneUp Utilities.

**jizzybloke** · 04-05-2008, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Nothing. Black screen, blinking cursor, not accepting any input from the keyboard or mouse.

I have the same problem but i think this laptop is on the way out.

**Marmite the Dog** · 04-05-2008, 03:51 PM

VLC Player

Free Download Manager

Nero

**gusG** · 04-05-2008, 03:54 PM

https://teakdoor.com/software-forum/7...downloads.html

IrfanView - Official Homepage - one of the most popular viewers worldwide

Tor: Download

Space Invaders

**mrsquirrel** · 04-05-2008, 03:57 PM

www.ajarnforum.net

**Norton** · 04-05-2008, 04:04 PM

Free Porn Movies, Free Sex Pics > XNXX.COM

**Panda** · 04-05-2008, 04:05 PM

Get a remote hard drive to save stuff you are worried about losing in future. Relatively cheap at around $50 now. Also send all your favourite links to one of the free email boxes with big storage like Gmail or Yahoo. Also, don't forget your email address book.

I don't use any programmes that are not free. AVG free anti virus is as good as any. A lot of good freeware here Free Software Downloads and Software Reviews - Download.com .

Just treat your PC like the fragile piece of shit it really is. Every thing you have got stored there can be gone in the blink of an eye. Back up, backup, backup!

New hard drives are cheap now and can be installed in 5 minutes by anyone who can change a spark plug. Just get someone to show you how first time. Its piss easy. Sooner or later your PC is going to crash again. Cant trust the bastards with your important stuff.

**gusG** · 04-05-2008, 04:20 PM

Don't forget this one.

Product - Evidence Eliminator™

When I googled it, there were more links to pages giving warnings, than to download sites.

**benbaaa** · 04-05-2008, 04:25 PM

Got Photoshop and ACDSee for my pics. Got Spybot and PDF Creator and that Recovery thing.

**astasinim** · 04-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Demonoid.com - Registry Genius v3.0

If you need an invite PM me.

Free6.com

**Wallalai** · 04-05-2008, 06:31 PM

Inmatrix.com - Zoom Player Download

A very nice video player.

**Wallalai** · 04-05-2008, 06:33 PM

XnView, image viewer and editor.

XnView--English Version--eNet Download Site

The original website (french) XnView

**Wallalai** · 04-05-2008, 06:35 PM

WinFF, a free video converter.

BiggMatt.com » WinFF

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