Thread: How to speed the boot process of Win10

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Win10 boot on SSD: 4min

How many months did you have this problem before you figured out something was wrong?

Originally Posted by Fondles

I dont recall mentioning Indians or asking you if you designed the win 10 boot process, something not right in your head perhaps ?

you must be really old or senile, or just the boring stubborn type

per you post below, you are implying that I have something to do with the slow booting process of my PC. Since the boot process of my PC was designed by indians at MS, I am not personally responsible for that design and the consequence of that poor design. Hence me calling you on another of your wrongful statement, which apparently you failed again to understand.

Originally Posted by Fondles

I most certainly do not want your IT skills if your computer was taking 4 minutes to boot

Originally Posted by uncle junior

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Win10 boot on SSD: 4min

How many months did you have this problem before you figured out something was wrong?

actually very good point, I was lazy and did not think much of it, like some here in this thread who are happy with their slow boot process

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

I dont recall mentioning Indians or asking you if you designed the win 10 boot process, something not right in your head perhaps ?

you must be really old or senile, or just the boring stubborn type

per you post below, you are implying that I have something to do with the slow booting process of my PC. Since the boot process of my PC was designed by indians at MS, I am not personally responsible for that design and the consequence of that poor design. Hence me calling you on another of your wrongful statement, which apparently you failed again to understand.

Originally Posted by Fondles

I most certainly do not want your IT skills if your computer was taking 4 minutes to boot

Yeah still not seeing the connection to anything ive said to the programmers of windows 10, can you show where I said such a thing please.

Anywho, I'll keep plodding away with my pathetically slow booting (23.5 seconds) machine whilst you bask in your glory of speeding yours up from 4 minutes to 2 minutes and starting a thread on how we plebs can achieve the same amazing results.

Oh dear Butters......if only your grasp of IT was akin to your grasp of rentboys penises;.you could have been the next Bill Gates

Originally Posted by Fondles

Yeah still not seeing the connection to anything ive said to the programmers of windows 10, can you show where I said such a thing please.

right, please read your own post above, senile old man

Originally Posted by Dillinger

if only your grasp of IT was akin to your grasp of rentboys penises

and how would you know either ?

you have no grasp of IT, and no grasp of what a katoys penis is like

Originally Posted by Fondles

I'll keep plodding away with my pathetically slow booting (23.5 seconds) machine

indeed, it should be less than 10sec instead

But hey, I agree, 23sec is more than enough for any old men using a PC

it does sound like our IT genius has not discovered suspend yet

my laptop is on and ready to go as fast as I can type my username and password

suspend is actually slower than an actual shutdown under Win10 for some strange reasons

also well documented on the web, for those who can read (not Fondles obviously)

and normal booting faster than suspend booting, go figure, with those Indian programmers

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

I'll keep plodding away with my pathetically slow booting (23.5 seconds) machine

indeed, it should be less than 10sec instead

But hey, I agree, 23sec is more than enough for any old men using a PC

out of curiously are you talking about windows boot time or boot to desktop time ?

Originally Posted by Fondles

windows boot time or boot to desktop time ?

it's the exact same thing

My pc boots in 8 seconds into Windows 10 and that is without buttplugs useless speed tips.

He recommends turning off fast boot in Windows. That is just stupid.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

suspend is actually slower than an actual shutdown under Win10 for some strange reasons

you are the fcuking strange reason

I press the power button my laptop goes off - suspends - instantly
I press the power button and my laptop comes on - instantly

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

windows boot time or boot to desktop time ?

it's the exact same thing

Figured as much but this boot timer app I downloaded lists boot time then desktop time but as I suspected is a wank so fucked it off.

Anywho turned on "ultra fast boot" in the bios and now she's up and running in 11 seconds. am happy with that.

Originally Posted by Fondles

but this boot timer app I downloaded lists boot time then desktop time

you really are an old stupid wanker, fucking as clueless as they come

some stupid boot time app make an entry for "mounting" the Desktop and suddently you declare it matters ?

how more foolish and senile do you need to be old man ? you are surpassing Harry in the Indian IT department here

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

but this boot timer app I downloaded lists boot time then desktop time

you really are an old stupid wanker, fucking as clueless as they come

some stupid boot time app make an entry for "mounting" the Desktop and suddently you declare it matters ?

how more foolish and senile do you need to be old man ? you are surpassing Harry in the Indian IT department here

You are such an angry person, you should seek help.

I never declared it mattered I simply asked an innocent question that seems to have set you off on a hatred filled tangent.

Originally Posted by bsnub

My pc boots in 8 seconds into Windows 10 and that is without buttplugs useless speed tips.

I thought you were into Macs ?

Originally Posted by Fondles

You are such and angry person, you should seek help.

hardly, I am just enjoying your display of ignorance and senility

however, you do sound bitter and angry like a clueless old man

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

You are such and angry person, you should seek help.

hardly, I am just enjoying your display of ignorance and senility

however, you do sound bitter and angry like an old man

Good for you pal, enjoy.

Originally Posted by Fondles

Good for you pal, enjoy.

I do, along with my new 30sec boot time

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

Good for you pal, enjoy.

I do, along with my new 30sec boot time

Amazing stuff, you are a legend.

Thank you, sadly you aren't one

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

that's the "sleep mode", not "suspend" mode dumbo

it is not speak sh1t mode

Sleep mode has gone by various names, including Stand By (for Microsoft Windows 98-Server 2003), Sleep (for Mac OS 8-Mac OS X, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10, Windows Server 2008), Suspend (Windows 95) and Suspend to RAM (Linux). Machine state is held in RAM and, when placed in sleep mode, the computer cuts power to unneeded subsystems and places the RAM into a minimum power state, just sufficient to retain its data. Because of the large power saving, most laptops automatically enter this mode when the computer is running on batteries and the lid is closed. If undesired, the behavior can be altered in the operating system settings.

A computer must consume some energy while sleeping in order to power the RAM and to be able to respond to a wake-up event. A sleeping PC is a case of a machine on standby power, and this is covered by regulations in many countries, for example in the United States limiting such power under the One Watt Initiative, from 2010. In addition to a wake-up press of the power button, PCs can also respond to other wake cues, such as from keyboard and mouse.