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Originally Posted by bsnub

I was speaking specifically about an "if statement" they are used in most programing languages and if you can write code you know what they are.

OMG, you know "If" statements ? whaoo, you must be a god programmer !!!!

what about "while" statements ? can you master them too ?

jesus, you are a fucking fool, almost at par with that Indian slave Harry

seriously snub, how old are you ? 15 ? 18 ?

asking questions about an "if" statement is like asking what would be "2+2" in maths ?

which means you are a fucking joke and have no programming skills whatsoever

^ Simply asked you to write an if statement in any language of your choosing that somehow pertained to TD, it was meant as a way for you to prove yourself as this master programmer you claim to be.

But you ain't got shit.

Originally Posted by bsnub

^ Simply asked you to write an if statement in any language of your choosing that somehow pertained to TD, it was meant as a way for you to prove yourself as this master programmer you claim to be.

But you ain't got shit.

and that will prove what, you stupid fool ?

anyone can write an "If" statement, even you

do you know what is an "inversion of control" ? now that's a debate to have, and a programming challenge,

time for you to google it,

^ No need to google. Its clear you know nothing about code.

butters' logic skills show that he cannot code

his rectal wind tunnel shows that he is unable to fart

Originally Posted by baldrick

his rectal wind tunnel shows that he is unable to fart

That is due to the rather large buttplug he keeps stuffed in it.

Originally Posted by bsnub

^ No need to google. Its clear you know nothing about code.

nice try, but at 15yr old, you are not subtle enough to bait

google "if statements java" and you will probably have thousands of results, so like I said, what's the point to show it, it's common knowledge, and it will not prove anything.

but you wouldn't know that since you are a teenager playing Call of Duty in his basement 24/7

Originally Posted by bsnub

That is due to the rather large buttplug he keeps stuffed in it

speaking like a true 15yr old basement boy

Originally Posted by baldrick

butters' logic skills show that he cannot code

his rectal wind tunnel shows that he is unable to fart

I understand you are a plumber and for that you are obsessed with my sexual orifices, but it's really creepy baldrick

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

google "if statements java" and you will probably have thousands of results

That is why I asked you to write one that specifically referenced TD you dumbshit. So utterly laughable that you have spent the last half hour googling if statements.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

my sexual orifices

buttplug - logic decrees that once the orifice passes certain dimensions than it really is not sexual anymore and just becomes a garage

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

I understand you are a plumber

which explains why you say you understand computers

Buttplug must have an arsehole like Wookey Hole by now.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Buttplug must have an arsehole like Wookey Hole by now.

harry, you suck Arabs cocks in the desert, a bit rich of you to make such value judgements

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Buttplug must have an arsehole like Wookey Hole by now.

harry, you suck Arabs cocks in the desert, a bit rich of you to make such value judgements

You're the only cocksucker on this forum you gallic cum guzzler.

If it's Arab cock you crave, get yourself to the grace hotel and tell them all about yourself, I'm sure you'll get an offer or twenty.

Otherwise keep your perverted fantasies to yourself.

harry, I am not the one working in the desert servicing Arabs, maybe they be their PCs and god knows what else

I am sure you clean them really good with that busy tongue of yours

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Otherwise keep your perverted fantasies to yourself.

right, and yet you can't stop advertising yours as seen below

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Buttplug must have an arsehole like Wookey Hole by now.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Coral66 ? is that real ?

Indeed it is ...even has its own Wiki page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_66

I was first taught it in the late-70's and used it in earnest during the late 80's/early 90's. Embedded real-time and record structures in the 70's ... would you believe it....

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Otherwise keep your perverted fantasies to yourself.

right, and yet you can't stop advertising yours as seen below

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Buttplug must have an arsehole like Wookey Hole by now.

That's not a fantasy that's a medical condition. You can get surgery you know.

you are projecting harry,

tired of those cute and tight arab ass ?

Oh god Buttplug's getting all excited again.

Clean up on aisle 5!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

^^ then we also have the legacy Fortran, COBOL, SmallTalk

Whoopee Buttplug has found the Programming Languages wikipedia page to parrot from.

He doesn't even know what most of these are.

In Butter's defence, I would say that they were the 3 most influential languages (engineering, business and object-oriented) rather than just taken from a wiki page...

But you knew that anyway....

Originally Posted by Troy

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

^^ then we also have the legacy Fortran, COBOL, SmallTalk

Whoopee Buttplug has found the Programming Languages wikipedia page to parrot from.

He doesn't even know what most of these are.

In Butter's defence, I would say that they were the 3 most influential languages (engineering, business and object-oriented) rather than just taken from a wiki page...

But you knew that anyway....

He's just trying to get out of buying the cake is all.

harry, how many XDA root kernels do you have ? how useful are they ?

Originally Posted by Troy

I would say that they were the 3 most influential languages (engineering, business and object-oriented) rather than just taken from a wiki page... But you knew that anyway....

he wasn't born yet, his biggest accomplishment is to download root kernels from XDA for all his Android devices