Poor show all round from Teakdoor techies if you ask me.
Nonsense, many of the more firmly planted, down to earth, practical minded and sensible members, (myself included), advised you that choosing form over function and falling for the slick marketing blitz and the geegaws admittedly attractive appearance would result in eventual disillusionment, disappointment and despair.

But no you wouldnt listen to the counsel of the wiser and more worldly, and stubbornly attempted to justify your proposed purchase of this overpriced ornament with the sort of poor reasoning typical of those who have made their mind up before due consideration of the options.

but I am not stupid.
Then why did you fall hook line and sinker for the superficial qualities of this piece of designer jewellery made by Chinese farmworkers.
You couldnt take your eyes away from its tits and arse could you, you put blinkers on and your mind was turned.

Happens to many elderly gents who retire to Pattaya.
Common sense just flies out of the window.
Luckily you escaped its clutches before you committed yourself.