Thread: Advice needed : Mouse

I have mouse. It's blue on top and white on the sides.

Well, looking at it now, it's a bit off-white. Used to be white.

Anyhow. The problem is it's got like shit stuck to the side on the white bit where my thumb goes. I don't want to scratch it off as it may scratch the cheap plastic.

What can I clean it with?

Actually, looking at it now, the blue is also sort of brownish now.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

I have mouse. It's blue on top and white on the sides.

Well, looking at it now, it's a bit off-white. Used to be white.

Anyhow. The problem is it's got like shit stuck to the side on the white bit where my thumb goes. I don't want to scratch it off as it may scratch the cheap plastic.

What can I clean it with?

It is likely to be shit from your hands so use the same thing you use to clean your hands.

Originally Posted by lom

It is likely to be shit from your hands so use the same thing you use to clean your hands.

Lard?

FFS. Go to Tescos and buy a new one. 150 Baht for a luxury model

Is The Gentleman Scamp back then?

Originally Posted by Gerbil

FFS. Go to Tescos and buy a new one. 150 Baht for a luxury model

I don't indulge in luxury. Call me old fashioned.

How much would a refurbished mouse cost?

hey, just rubbed off some dirt... my mouse has a screw, maybe it can be repaired...

Originally Posted by alitongkat

hey, just rubbed off some dirt

Can't you fuckin read??

I don't want to scratch the plastic.

Saliva is a very low impact solvent and will clean most organic based dirt off when applied with your tongue with no scratching.

what you wanna do is, get your thumb and stick it up your stupid fuckin safrican ass

^A tad bitter and twisted? Did i step on your fragile, moronic ego?

only messing mate,

i dunno try vinegar or bicarb, is it really bugging you that much ?

Chuck it up the wall, that'll do it

Originally Posted by lom

It is likely to be shit from your hands so use the same thing you use to clean your hands.

Or the same thing you use to clean your ass, but use a little nail polish remover with it...

i opened mine... there was a hair over the left button... possibly from the armpits...
operating without the cover is unusual, but ok so far...

Dandelion and sperm

Could someone tell me how to remove fluff from mouse balls?

^Some guys go crazy over a little fluff...

Fairy liquid.

Originally Posted by Daft Old Cat

Could someone tell me how to remove fluff from mouse balls?

A razor, I would have thought, but just to let you know, I hear a gerbil is the rodent of choice to stick up yer arse.

Just saying like.....

Despite all the helpful comments, I have gone with cleaning it with alcohol.

Now how do I get rid of the brandy smell?

I got a wireless mouse and keyboard recently for using with my home entertainment centre which has a laptop PC at its heart. It is hooked up to the internet so when I am not watching a movie I can put TD up on the projector screen and post from the sofa.

Fuckin 1%